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I think a client may have dribbled on my head

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by mrk, 1 Oct 2009.

  1. mrk

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    I do external tech support for some extra cash outside of work and I was at a client's home last night sorting out a Virgin media issue (VM could not fix it...nothing new there) and when I emerged from under the table fumbling with network cables I felt 2 drops of liquid fall on my head - I wondered for a second and slyly gazed up to see said client gazing like a child in a toy shop at what I was doing and to my horror I noticed his nose was running.....

    I could have barfed all over the place but quickly collected my monies and backed away slowly.

    I have never washed my hair more thoroughly ever before!

    So what's the worst tech support incident you have had?

    :(
     
  2. Mat

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    Are you sure it was his nose that dripped on you?! ;)
     
  3. Jono

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    I once investigated the inside of a colleague's personal (home) PC and found it full of what I could only assume were hairs from their nether regions.
     
  4. gurusan

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    the threads today in GD are gnarly, I think I'll step out for today.
     
  5. Russinating

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    Thread title delivers :p
     
  6. Fenris

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    Was he rubbing his thighs and grinning at you?
     
  7. Yas786

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    LOL:D

    mrk thats disgusting dude....but oh so funny:p
     
  8. Marky

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    He did what?!

    [​IMG]
     
  9. Fiocca

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    Sorry but that is RANK! lmao!

    I was once with a guy who was assesing me or something and he spoke funny, then i felt a little droplet of spit hit my lip....not nice at all!!
     
  10. StevenRaith

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    I can remember doing tech support on the phone, and got a lasses phone number.

    Had a few booty calls, etc, then she sent me a picture of her.
    Fat, ginger and married. The three things I just didn't want :D
     
  11. Cosimo

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    You nearly made me choke on my sandwich. :D
     
  12. simpletom

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    Parents and their fifteen year old child gathered behind me as I was looking to see why their internet was slow. Found a S&M porn dialler open on their computer. Cue awkward silence and fifteen year old daughter walking out in disgust.
     
  13. antijoke

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    Hahahahahaha, cool story bro. :D

    I can just imagine your face.
     
  14. alex24

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    That's funny! I'm glad that my part time job involved more work in a workshop than in clients houses. I've had a clients dog try to get friendly with me once though.
     
  15. mrk

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    Why not married? some house wives can be interesting :p

    Well, least I'm not alone heh!
     
  16. The Mad Rapper

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    Did it occur to you that he may have been dribbling with excitement seeing you bent over on the floor in front of him? :)
     
  17. mrk

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    I don't have a big fat ass so I doubt it :p


    That's a horrible thought :(
     
  18. Fenris

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    [​IMG]
     
  19. _Jimlad_

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    once fixed a womens pc and her daughter walked past the doorway dripping wet from the shower and naked. she was about 17 and it happened so fast, it kind of took my breath away, she did not even see me sat there :D
     
  20. mrk

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    Ok Jimlad, this is the worst incident thread, no need to gloat with your incident of win!