Soldato
yeah but it was slapped in my face and taken away in a split second.... once in a lifetime
I think a client may have dribbled on my head
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yeah but it was slapped in my face and taken away in a split second.... once in a lifetime
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Thats bizzare and funny at the same time 
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OMG! Did you die?
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Actually when I used to work in a high school, nothing was more uncomfortable than crawling around under tables when there are teenage girls making comments about you having a 'cute arse'.
Not a fun position to be put in when the slightest verbal slip could have you accused of chatting up a thirteen year old
Not a fun position to be put in when the slightest verbal slip could have you accused of chatting up a thirteen year old
Ewww, that's disgusting!
I envy you...
once fixed a womens pc and her daughter walked past the doorway dripping wet from the shower and naked. she was about 17 and it happened so fast, it kind of took my breath away, she did not even see me sat there
I envy you...
Soldato
Oh god, i just wretched :-\
Did you....say anything?
Did you....say anything?
I used to work on a helpdesk for BT covering their cheap email phone.... had to call a guy that had been ringing all weekend to get his email working with no luck...
So guy answers (old retired type) I explain who I am and he starts going off on one about how important it is that he gets his emails through... After a minute or two, he gets so wound up that then next thing I hear is him Wrenching, then the nice sound of carrots hitting the wooden flooring ????
At that point I told him I was unable to help with him being so aggitated and that I was going to call him back in ten minutes and that in the mean time he needs to get a coffee and relax....
Que 10 mins later, I called back and got his email working in 5 minutes... turns out the Important email was from his son.... who lived four doors up the road from him!!!
So guy answers (old retired type) I explain who I am and he starts going off on one about how important it is that he gets his emails through... After a minute or two, he gets so wound up that then next thing I hear is him Wrenching, then the nice sound of carrots hitting the wooden flooring ????
At that point I told him I was unable to help with him being so aggitated and that I was going to call him back in ten minutes and that in the mean time he needs to get a coffee and relax....
Que 10 mins later, I called back and got his email working in 5 minutes... turns out the Important email was from his son.... who lived four doors up the road from him!!!
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Soldato
LOL!
Caporegime
Soldato
I was talking to a customer before, who had clear hygene issues from the stained clothes and such, then he decided to talk to me, it was at this point I noticed the maggot crawling up his chest @.@ it was strangely hypnotic
I can remember doing tech support on the phone, and got a lasses phone number.
Had a few booty calls, etc, then she sent me a picture of her.
Fat, ginger and married. The three things I just didn't want
You do know what a booty call is right?
Or did you meet her in a darkened hotel those three times...
once fixed a womens pc and her daughter walked past the doorway dripping wet from the shower and naked. she was about 17 and it happened so fast, it kind of took my breath away, she did not even see me sat there
One of those moments you wish you could rewind and pause your vision.
Soldato
I fixed my mates daughters laptop (she's 22, slim and blonde) after she shut it down when installing a service pack. Got it all sorted, she came round to collect and after i handed it back to her she asked if i had looked at her pictures. I hadn't. To me this was an 'Epic Moment of Fail' as she is very hot. Thankfully, she fired up the laptop and proceeded to show me all her holiday photos of her and her mates in bikinis/topless etc. That was an 'Epic Moment of Win'!
Actually when I used to work in a high school, nothing was more uncomfortable than crawling around under tables when there are teenage girls making comments about you having a 'cute arse'.
Not a fun position to be put in when the slightest verbal slip could have you accused of chatting up a thirteen year old
Your case wouldn't be helped by the fact you were crawling under 13 year old school girls desks!
Soldato
GD really is on top form today.
I fixed my mates daughters laptop (she's 22, slim and blonde) after she shut it down when installing a service pack. Got it all sorted, she came round to collect and after i handed it back to her she asked if i had looked at her pictures. I hadn't. To me this was an 'Epic Moment of Fail' as she is very hot. Thankfully, she fired up the laptop and proceeded to show me all her holiday photos of her and her mates in bikinis/topless etc. That was an 'Epic Moment of Win'!
Still FAIL, if she was showing topless photos of herself to you she was blatantly wanting you do polyfill her...
Soldato
Haha, don't think that would go down too well within the circle of friendship with either my mate or his wife (who is best friends with my other half!).
Worst incident in work was whilst i was doing support work for EDS on the HM Prison Service contract. Was in a womans prison fixing the education network when all hell broke loose, seemed one of the inmates had stolen a pair of scissors and she was a 'self harm' risk. The prison was locked down for 6hrs, i had to stay in a room with one prison escort, a teacher and 20 sex starved women, most of whom only their mothers could bear to look at! Some of the 'suggestions' of what they were going to do to me have still left scars.
Worst incident in work was whilst i was doing support work for EDS on the HM Prison Service contract. Was in a womans prison fixing the education network when all hell broke loose, seemed one of the inmates had stolen a pair of scissors and she was a 'self harm' risk. The prison was locked down for 6hrs, i had to stay in a room with one prison escort, a teacher and 20 sex starved women, most of whom only their mothers could bear to look at! Some of the 'suggestions' of what they were going to do to me have still left scars.
Epic fail if you then didn't proceed to - I quote...I fixed my mates daughters laptop (she's 22, slim and blonde) after she shut it down when installing a service pack. Got it all sorted, she came round to collect and after i handed it back to her she asked if i had looked at her pictures. I hadn't. To me this was an 'Epic Moment of Fail' as she is very hot. Thankfully, she fired up the laptop and proceeded to show me all her holiday photos of her and her mates in bikinis/topless etc. That was an 'Epic Moment of Win'!
Amp34 said:polyfill her...