If a woman chooses to emphasise her cleavage...

mrk · 30 Sep 2009 at 15:36

The word "pervert" is my most hated word!

How can something so right (cleavage) be labelled so wrong (perverted) eh!

¬_¬

StevenRaith · 30 Sep 2009 at 15:41

I have quite often used the excuse of evolutionary prerogative when I get caught - as I often do. I can't help it, I'm male - several hundred thousand years of genetics, puritanical moral rules do not overrule.

Also, "don't put the puppies in the pet shop window if you don't want people to look and go "aaw"" works really well.
Unless your manager is standing right behind you. Oopsy, that was me in for uncheduled overtime!

mrk · 30 Sep 2009 at 15:47

D.P. said:
On the metro yesterday and this gorgeous girl sat opposite me (OK, I admit, I carefully selected the seat. Amazing body, very cute, beatiful face, well dressed an well manicured. She was the best girl I've seen in a long time and I couldn't help but stare at her and check her out. Ample cleavage yes, but even her lips and eyes were mesmerising. To top if off she was doing some undergrad physics homework.

At the end of the line we both walked out the train and some homeless looking old guy walking in the train sees her, mumbles something I didn't understand and then shouts out "WOOOOW-WEEEE". She gave him a huge slap and stormed off.

I read this all the while thinking to myself "he tapped that, he's going to say he tapped that! the m-fer!"

But no, post did not deliver!

person · 30 Sep 2009 at 15:54

What happens if your caught and she shows her appreciation by giving you a black eye? .. would you still do it again

MattTheTall77 · 30 Sep 2009 at 15:55

if they weren't so nice to look at it would help

Gaijin · 30 Sep 2009 at 15:55

Just say: "I wasn't staring at them - they were staring at ME!"

StevenRaith · 30 Sep 2009 at 15:58

person said:
What happens if your caught and she shows her appreciation by giving you a black eye? .. would you still do it again

Get them arrested for assault would be a start - unless you have been drooling into your lap and started fapping, or you have been following someone around in a seriously creepy manner, then smacking someone for having a look is a complete overreaction and they deserve to have an assault charge on their criminal record IMHO.

DampCat · 30 Sep 2009 at 16:01

Gaijin said:
Just say: "I wasn't staring at them - they were staring at ME!"

Stolen.

person · 30 Sep 2009 at 16:03

StevenRaith said:
Get them arrested for assault would be a start - unless you have been drooling into your lap and started fapping, or you have been following someone around in a seriously creepy manner, then smacking someone for having a look is a complete overreaction and they deserve to have an assault charge on their criminal record IMHO.

True .. but then they could just defend themselfs by saying your a " dirty old man "

Le_Petit_Lapin · 30 Sep 2009 at 16:09

person said:
What happens if your caught and she shows her appreciation by giving you a black eye? .. would you still do it again

Well I dunno, depends how her cleavage rates on a scale of 1-10 tbh.

krooton · 30 Sep 2009 at 16:13

mac1st3 said:
Slap her in the face with your penis then scream that she was molesting you, see how she likes it

lolirl

And to further clarify, when women dress provocatively, they do indeed want men to notice and look, but only men they deem worthy and want themselves, any other guy is a pervert.

StevenRaith · 30 Sep 2009 at 16:18

person said:
True .. but then they could just defend themselfs by saying your a " dirty old man "

Which they would have to substantiate with some kind of evidence.

Your black eye is better than someones libellous [or not, arf] accusations.

wiltonson · 30 Sep 2009 at 16:22

If she caught you looking then quickly advice she should cover up a bit as there are lots of perverts around.

Dugganator · 30 Sep 2009 at 16:26

My friends tell me I have boodar works the same way as radar but instead of detecting planes/ships etc it detects boobs. I'm always spotting the top heavy or nicely stacked girls with great cleavage. Just wish I didnt trip up curbs or walk into lamp posts and walls so much. Bus stops are also just as bad for me. But taking into account all the hardships the world puts in my way I still get to see some lovely racks ...... worth it.

D.P. · 30 Sep 2009 at 16:32

mrk said:
I read this all the while thinking to myself "he tapped that, he's going to say he tapped that! the m-fer!"

But no, post did not deliver!

Well, I was on the way to a date with my GF , who after dinner promptly went to sleep

D.P. · 30 Sep 2009 at 16:35

Gaijin said:
Just say: "I wasn't staring at them - they were staring at ME!"

I wasn't staring, I was lost.
I wasn't staring, I was dreaming.
I wasn't staring, I was studying closely.
I wasn't staring, I was merely trying to model the fluid dynamics based on the kinematics of the bus locomotion.

steve-h · 30 Sep 2009 at 16:38

if she shows it... feel free to motorboat it

Le_Petit_Lapin · 30 Sep 2009 at 16:50

Sadly, there has been no-one else worth looking at the rest of the day.

fail at the internets · 30 Sep 2009 at 17:21

Legs>Boobs. Women are doing it wrong.