Soldato
I'm an idiot
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Soldato
I've done worse things when under the influence, it's just one of those things.
Soldato
I've dropped my big, thick two pint glass on my foot after getting home after a night out.
Nearly a week off work waiting for the swelling to go down.
But good on you for getting stitches at least, you are one up on me.
Nearly a week off work waiting for the swelling to go down.
But good on you for getting stitches at least, you are one up on me.
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Accidents happen mate, you'll soon remember it and laugh about it.
I remember i was drinking while watching football, was pretty drunk but can remember everything clearly that is until i went backwards over the chair. It all goes blank after that. My finger got crushed between the chair and concrete floor, apparently it was hanging on my a slither of skin. I wake up in the morning with a massive bandage on my finger and 12 stitches, what happened after i fell off the chair still hasnt come back to me.
From talking to people that night i was walking around talking as if normal and nothing had happened. It was only until someone noticed a trail of blood that anyone noticed. Of course my parents still wont believe that i was in shock and just think i drank far too much.
From talking to people that night i was walking around talking as if normal and nothing had happened. It was only until someone noticed a trail of blood that anyone noticed. Of course my parents still wont believe that i was in shock and just think i drank far too much.
I passed out about... 2 hours ago while in the crowd at a Pendulum gig on my own.
In my defence, I stupidly didn't have much to drink (water) and didn't eat much that day and I only have half a left lung lol.
St Johns Ambulance gets 2 thumbs up from me though.
In my defence, I stupidly didn't have much to drink (water) and didn't eat much that day and I only have half a left lung lol.
St Johns Ambulance gets 2 thumbs up from me though.
I Remember the time after a night out, when i was stood trying to unlock the front door for about 15 minutes only to realise that not only was it the wrong house, but i was in a completely different are of the town to where i lived, to this day im not sure whether im relieved or worried that no-one called the police.
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I had one where i woke up after a night out in my mate's living room with no shirt on and his pellet gun in my arms.
I wondered what the hell was going on when his dad walked in and said 'How's you're leg?', looked down and there was 2 nice little holes in my knee where i'd been shot by my friend.
Apparently he looked out of his window when he heard a racket in the back garden and saw us shooting at each other with pellet guns with our shirts tied as bandanas
I wondered what the hell was going on when his dad walked in and said 'How's you're leg?', looked down and there was 2 nice little holes in my knee where i'd been shot by my friend.
Apparently he looked out of his window when he heard a racket in the back garden and saw us shooting at each other with pellet guns with our shirts tied as bandanas
Soldato
Remove all sharp objects in your house next time you plan on getting gazebo'd 
Soldato
I had one where i woke up after a night out in my mate's living room with no shirt on and his pellet gun in my arms.
I wondered what the hell was going on when his dad walked in and said 'How's you're leg?', looked down and there was 2 nice little holes in my knee where i'd been shot by my friend.
Apparently he looked out of his window when he heard a racket in the back garden and saw us shooting at each other with pellet guns with our shirts tied as bandanas
Dammit, that's DRUUUNNNK!
Nice going mate!
Soldato
You were in the kitchen
your missus was in bed
your mate was with your missus
weird setup
lawl
