Mustard turns you into an instant Manly Man overnight.

*n

 

See.. Women.. always want to be bloody different.. explains the shoes..

 

Water is one of the few substances that expands when it freezes. If it didnt do that, all life on earth would end(Or more accurately, would never have developed in the first place...).

VISAGETRUFACT.

 

Sex is for the weak; feelings and emotions are for the strong.

 

Dogs cant look up.

 

eh!?

you cannot touch your left shoulder with your right elbow

/and likewise

 

Hmmm.

*delves deep into fact-mind*

I can't remember how many facts I gave away in my FACT! thread

Hmmmmmmmmm.

Kangaroos can't jump if you lift their tails off the ground?

Ostriches have never been seen to bury their heads in the sand.

 

Water reaches its most dense at 4*C - it's because of this.

 

Heinz made swastika shaped pasta for the nazis during.... oh wait, that's one of those nasty rubbish spam mails...

"Q33 NY" is the flight number of the first plane.... that's not true either....

OK, I've got one...

Giraffes are the only animals born with horns.

And KFC breed chickens that have no bones.

 

Nigeria has 43 Navy ships, all of it is called "Hippopotamus" but in different nigerian languages and dialet.


Now tell me you knew that or heard it before.

 

Women CANNOT touch their shoulder blades together!!






















They're all trying it now! Use it down the pub lads

 

Rubbish.

 

Haha, I'm gonna try that in sixth form tommorrow .

/keeps thinking for a fact.

 

Thats pigs isnt it?

A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue.

 

your average jobbie weighs in at a helfty 113grams*


*not whilst pebbledashing..

 

The only NASA space shuttle to have ever landed in the UK is the Enterprise. It was transported to the UK on the back of a 747 as part of a NASA PR excercise. Unfortunately, as a space shuttle, it never actually made it into space (it was used as a test vehicle for space shuttle technology).

 

Its best if you get a mate to say "they can", then you say "they cant", then your mate "they can" etc in front of a girl, by the time youve done this 3 times the girl will ask what your talking about.

You can either say "girls cant touch their shoulder blades together"

Or tell them that they cant lick their elbows, they will try. Then when you say the shoulder blade thing they wont be expecting it

 

Consisting of 30% - 50% dead bacteria, the rest being undigested fibre and water.