ITT you tell us 1 fact we don't already know

MaxPower · 9 Mar 2006 at 20:03

Melm0 said:
Tomatoes kill cats. FACT!

They do when they are "Killer Tomatoes" (Anyone remember that?)

An average of 42 people every year file calculator related accident reports. (Imagine all those calculator related incidents going unreported everyday :rolleyes:

)

G|mp · 9 Mar 2006 at 20:05

Gilly calls me naughty words on MSN, often referring to me as female genitalia

FACT

Otacon · 9 Mar 2006 at 20:07

That's not something we didnt already know. Nor is it exclusive to you.

JohnnyG · 9 Mar 2006 at 20:08

There is a finite amount of jokes in the world, all have been used at least twice in here, FACT.

Pigeon_Killer · 9 Mar 2006 at 20:09

A blind Chameleon can still change colours to match its environment.

G|mp · 9 Mar 2006 at 20:09

Otacon said:
That's not something we didnt already know. Nor is it exclusive to you.

I can feel wanted cant i

Blackstar · 9 Mar 2006 at 20:13

Blondes have more hair than dark-haired people.

Whitewater · 9 Mar 2006 at 20:17

My girlfriend has a mole.

Matblack · 9 Mar 2006 at 20:18

Whitewater said:
My girlfriend has a mole.

could be a whole family, moles are pretty hard to tell apart, I sugest calling pest control

MB

JohnnyG · 9 Mar 2006 at 20:19

Whitewater said:
My girlfriend has a mole.

Do you believe you're the only one here to know?

Inquisitor · 9 Mar 2006 at 20:19

G|mp said:
I can feel wanted cant i

No. Go away.

Whitewater · 9 Mar 2006 at 20:27

JohnnyG said:
Do you believe you're the only one here to know?

I bloomin' well hope so

Berserker · 9 Mar 2006 at 20:32

The BBC earns only 35% more from the license fee than ITV does from advertising

BBC - £2,940m (source: '04/'05 BBC annual report)
ITV - £2,177m (source: FY '05 ITV annual report)

Dave · 9 Mar 2006 at 21:01

David Gilmour owns the Stratocaster with serial number #0001, although this is not the first Strat put into production.

(although I guess a few people will know it)

Von Smallhausen · 9 Mar 2006 at 21:09

Matblack unscrews his private parts at night and leaves them in a glass of Sterident.

PardonTheWait · 9 Mar 2006 at 21:14

Von Smallhausen said:
Matblack unscrews his private parts at night and leaves them in a glass of Sterident.

LOL! (I actually did, too!)

Cows can't walk down stairs.

Or it might be camels.

Or an outright lie.

Matblack · 9 Mar 2006 at 21:14

Von Smallhausen said:
Matblack unscrews his private parts at night and leaves them in a glass of Sterident.

Smoke and a pancake?

Waffle and a bong?

MB

Otacon · 9 Mar 2006 at 21:15

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Toight pants!

PardonTheWait · 9 Mar 2006 at 21:16

That'sh vierd, no?

Amp34 · 9 Mar 2006 at 21:21

Berserker said:
The BBC earns only 35% more from the license fee than ITV does from advertising

BBC - £2,940m (source: '04/'05 BBC annual report)
ITV - £2,177m (source: FY '05 ITV annual report)

What does ITV spend it on then? :eek:

ITV is exactly 99.654 times worse than BBC*

*well maybe