Caporegime
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and me. The DC movies aren't Bond and they could be any secret agent type movie.
I prefer the gadgets, the humour, the girls, the sharks with fricking laser beams - if i want the parkour type of action i'll just to go Bourne or the twelvty other agent movies that are along the same veins and storylines.
Pussy Galore: “My name is Pussy Galore.”
Bond: “I must be dreaming.”
Bond: “Shocking. Positively shocking.”
Jack Wade: “Jack Wade, CIA.”
Bond: “James Bond, stiff-ass Brit.”
Honey Ryder: “Are you looking for shells too?”
Bond: “No, I’m just looking.”
Sir Frederick Gray: “Bond! What do you think you’re doing?”
Bond: “Keeping the British end up, sir.”
It just doesn't work anymore though. You've got to admit the older movies are mostly very dated. I'm fine with most of them as they have nostalgia value but I doubt many younger viewers are going to think a lot of them are very good
Same reason Carry On movies don't get made anymore. Cheeky double entendres and a raised eyebrow aren't enough to carry a movie now. Other action movies surpassed Bond long ago and Austin powers also helped contribute to the old Bonds demise.
And all of us have mobile phones that are more high-tech than most Bond gadgets!