OK, after a few years of baby talk and changing nappies, my little one is growing up and i would like some jokes to tell him. However, after: "Knock Knock, who's there? Doctor........etc etc etc and Why did the chicken cross the road (which the kiddie just stared at me blankley after delivering the killer puchline)/ I'm stuck. Can't think of anything else that doesn't involve, race, midgets, porn or asian dwarf porn. Help!