OK, after a few years of baby talk and changing nappies, my little one is growing up and i would like some jokes to tell him. However, after: "Knock Knock, who's there? Doctor........etc etc etc and Why did the chicken cross the road (which the kiddie just stared at me blankley after delivering the killer puchline)/ I'm stuck. Can't think of anything else that doesn't involve, race, midgets, porn or asian dwarf porn. Help!
How do you make a whore moan? Wipe your knob on the curtains! Erm, get down to a charity shop and get a cheesy joke book EDIT: or check this: http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/
How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? Rock it! Whats brown and sticky? A stick! Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff!
What goes peck.. BANG, peck... BANG, peck... BANG? Chicken in a minefield. (was my favourite joke as a lad)
It's a joke and i was a child. Chickens are invincible. How many explosions did Wile E. Coyote survive?
What do you get if you cross a plate of jelly and a helicopter... A Jellycopter! Why is that the only joke i can remeber from my childhood
There's that one about a penguin skiing with a newspaper or something.... I don't know, I can never remember jokes.
Mary had a Little bike she rode it on the Grass. Every time the wheel went round A spoke stuck up her Woooohooooooo My Nanny witch used to sing this to me.
What do you get when you run over batman and robin? Flatman and Ribbon! What kind of pet did Aladdin have? A carpet. What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
Mr Fox went down to the pond to get a drink. He saw Mr Frog sitting on a lilly. "How did you get out there, Mr Frog?" he asked "Easy!" Replied Mr Frog "How deep is the water, Mr Frog?" The fox asked "Needeep! Needeep!"
how do you stop a nose running ? trip it over what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ? you're too young to smoke
