When I was a kid I used to be told a lot of the Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman jokes lol
The one that I remember most was the marmite slice one lol
Will see if I can find it as I can't remember all of it
edit:
I found another funny one
An Englishman, a Welshman and an Irishman were at the fair and about to go on the helter-skelter when an old crone steps in front of them.
"This is a magic ride," she says. "You will land in whatever you shout out on the way down."
"I'm game for this," says the Welshman and slides down the helter-skelter shouting "GOLD!" at the top of his voice. Sure enough, when he hit the bottom he found himself surrounded by thousands of pounds worth of gold coins.
The Englishman goes next and shouts "SILVER!" at the top of his voice. At the bottom he lands in more silver coinage than he can carry.
The Irishman goes last and, launching himself from the top of the slide shouts "WEEEEEEE!"
found it!!
there was an englishman, irishman, and a scottishman and they were walking for ages until it started to rain, so they went to find shelter,
when they found one one it was dark...... so they all told the englishmen to go in 1st
so he went in and saw a marmite slice.
He went to eat it but he heard a scary voice say
"DONT EAT THE MARMITE SLICE"
So the englishman ran out screaming.
The scottishmen thought he was an idiot and went in to see what was in there that was so frightening.
He saw the marmite slice too and went to eat it
and he heard a scary voice too saying
"DONT EAT THE MARMITE SLICE"
so he ran out screaming too.
The irishman thourght they were both idiots and went in he too saw the marmite slice and took a bite from it then the scary voice said
"I TOLD YOU ONCE I TOLD YOU TWICE I'VE WIPED MY BUM ON THAT MARMITE SLICE"