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Has nobody said:
Knock knock / Who's there? / Michael Jackson / ...
yet?
Knock knock / Who's there? / Michael Jackson / ...
yet?
Kiddies jokes needed!!
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What's pink and sm...oh sorry, wrong age group.
I prefer Suck Squeeze Bang Blow personally
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Guy walks into a bar. He says, "ow!!" (I love that joke!!)
Horse walks into a bar. Barman says,"why the long face?"
What's this (Hand in a claw shape, upside down)? A dead one of these (Spider movements with said hand)!
Horse walks into a bar. Barman says,"why the long face?"
What's this (Hand in a claw shape, upside down)? A dead one of these (Spider movements with said hand)!
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A mummy and her child went to a supermarket to do some shopping.
While the mummy ignored the child and went about her business the child banged his head and died.
Mummy is now trying to sue the supermarket.
While the mummy ignored the child and went about her business the child banged his head and died.
Mummy is now trying to sue the supermarket.
Oh TOTAL tickling opportunity with kids there too!
Some personal favourites!
What do you call an astronauts watch? A lunar-tic!
When do astronauts eat? Launch time
If pig skins make shoes what do banana skins make? Slippers
What kind of fruit tried to conquer the world? Alexander the Grape
What goes zzub zzub? a bee flying backwards
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? A wooly jumper
Whats black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra
Whats black and white and make a lot of noise? A zebra on a drumkit
Whats black and white and goes red at the push of a button? Penguin in a blender
Two biscuits are crossing the road when one gets run over, the other biscuit says "Oh crumbs"
Why did the man take a pencil to bed? So he could draw the curtains.
I think most of those are kid friendly. Have fun!
What do you call an astronauts watch? A lunar-tic!
When do astronauts eat? Launch time
If pig skins make shoes what do banana skins make? Slippers
What kind of fruit tried to conquer the world? Alexander the Grape
What goes zzub zzub? a bee flying backwards
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? A wooly jumper
Whats black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra
Whats black and white and make a lot of noise? A zebra on a drumkit
Whats black and white and goes red at the push of a button? Penguin in a blender
Two biscuits are crossing the road when one gets run over, the other biscuit says "Oh crumbs"
Why did the man take a pencil to bed? So he could draw the curtains.
I think most of those are kid friendly. Have fun!
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Guess what's for dinner!
"Your pet rabbit!"
They always squeal with delight at this one.
"Your pet rabbit!"
They always squeal with delight at this one.
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Just remembered some more.
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff.
What to you call a man with a shovel on his head? Doug.
What do you call a man in a pile of leaves? Russell.
What do you get if you cross a elephant with a kangaroo? Holes all over Australia.
What do you call a dyslexic dot? Tod.
What does a dyslexic sheep/cow say? aaab/oom.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interupting sheep.
Interrupting shee.....
BAA!!
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff.
What to you call a man with a shovel on his head? Doug.
What do you call a man in a pile of leaves? Russell.
What do you get if you cross a elephant with a kangaroo? Holes all over Australia.
What do you call a dyslexic dot? Tod.
What does a dyslexic sheep/cow say? aaab/oom.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interupting sheep.
Interrupting shee.....
BAA!!
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