Caporegime
Cheap canned soup and toast. loads of salt and pepper on it.
That sounds delicious, may I have your recipe?
Fry egg, fry spam.
Ramen in saucepan, bring to boil.
Put it together in a bowl.
Win?
Jacket spuds with B/beans & cheese, or phone somewhere
Isn't every meal of yours pretty much lazy?
Ring up the local pizza house, much better.
020 7272 6655
"Hello, could I order 1 prawn bhoona, pilau rice and papadoms please. Err.. yes, that's me. Thanks"