Long joke

MarcLister · 10 Sep 2009 at 20:55

rghjones said:
Can someone tell us if it's funny first?

Someone would have to read it first. This would have course contravene the human rights legislation Labour brought in.

Richdog · 10 Sep 2009 at 20:57

Yet another version of the same old joke...

Grimley · 10 Sep 2009 at 20:58

Can I ask one question?

What would've happened to the squirrel & the grasshopper if a conservative goverment been elected this time round??

janesssssy · 10 Sep 2009 at 21:10

Now that IS going to be funny!

SlyReaper · 10 Sep 2009 at 21:18

Grimley said:
Can I ask one question?

What would've happened to the squirrel & the grasshopper if a conservative goverment been elected this time round??

No. Labour have banned all questions of that nature.

slylittlefox · 10 Sep 2009 at 21:20

Nix said:
That 'joke' is just the poor generic ranting of some right-wing, elitist sycophant. It's basically what I'd expect from a 14 year-old who thinks they know everything about politics despite never doing a hard day's work in their life. I can actually see them huffing away, smirking and pushing their glasses back up their nose as they sit back feeling pretty damn contented about themselves after writing that.

"Yeaaah, aren't I amazing."

So you wrote it then? :confused:

Caseh · 10 Sep 2009 at 21:21

I am sure I read that on Sickipedia recently. It wasn't funny there either.

SlyReaper · 10 Sep 2009 at 21:23

[Cas];14858089 said:
I am sure I read that on Sickipedia recently. It wasn't funny there either.

Oh I actually found it funny the first time I read it. That was many many years ago.

Tefal · 10 Sep 2009 at 21:26

Grimley said:
Can I ask one question?
What would've happened to the squirrel & the grasshopper if a conservative goverment been elected this time round??

Well every where you see the word "labour" change it to "conservative" you can leave the rest unchanged.

That's about it really.

Tefal · 10 Sep 2009 at 21:30

now this is a proper long joke

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=18053110

Antar Bolaeisk · 10 Sep 2009 at 21:33

Basically the moral of the story is that all grasshoppers and cats should be killed then?

SlyReaper · 10 Sep 2009 at 22:11

Antar Bolaeisk said:
Basically the moral of the story is that all politicians should be killed then?

DampCat · 17 Sep 2009 at 06:58

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log1K · 17 Sep 2009 at 08:19

The funny part is the start -

"Before Labour Government:

The squirrel works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building and improving his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the squirrel is warm and well fed.

The shivering grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.

THE END"

If you think it will be like this with another party, your sadly mistaken.