Alright people, Kate and I are having another blazing row and once again have decided to throw the vote open to you, the forum dwellers. In an otherwise innocuous conversation about insect photography, Kate happened to mention offhand that Bluebottles were her favourite fly. I naturally scoffed at this remark, declaring the Flesh Fly to be a far superior winged beast, what with its satanic red eyes and handsome grey and white patterned abdomen. Before I knew it she was branding them "homogay" and "****" and other such needless insults. I quipped that actually it was surely the Bluebottle that was gay, what with it's spangly metallic bluegreen bodysuit. Instead of chortling to herself and admitting defeat, the row escalated and now it's coming to bloodshed. So once and for all, OcUK, which of these two is Lord Of The Flies? Contender 1 The Flesh Fly Contender 2 The Bluebottle Fly *For the purposes of this poll, all other flies are disqualiflied.