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Man marries pillow

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by the shadow, 10 Mar 2010.

  1. the shadow

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  2. Cosimo

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    He must have some interesting pillow talk. ;)
     
  3. Marky

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    He even orders the pillow a meal when they go out?! >_>
     
  4. bledd

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    everyone needs a pillow for a bosom :p
     
  5. PaulStat

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    I hope he cleans it
     
  6. the shadow

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    Sleep with one Pillow:(
    I guess he won't be having a lot of pillow fights:p
     
  7. Raumarik

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    This is better than any joke thread! :)
     
  8. Cosimo

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    If he wants sex it’s available all night and he can sleep on the job.
     
  9. PatZ1989

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    wow, some people
     
  10. Redgie

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    I love Japan.
     
  11. cambb

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    Always available
     
  12. GravyMonster

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    These kind of stories always makes me think of...

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  13. Tingtangmakadingdong

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    this needs it's own thread: "which character from a game would you marry?"
    i call first shot
     
  14. PermaChanged

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    At least it won't have mood swings and PMT.
     
  15. billyboyd

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    I bet the pillow will still end up with everything if they divorce :D
     
  16. HaMMuS

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    I wonder how often he has to wash it.....*shudders*
     
  17. xxalxx

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    if he stayed in a hotel one night, and didnt take his pillow wife with him, would that count as a sordid affair, he would be sleeping with another pillow afterall..... ?????
     
  18. Dark_Angel

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    Just..... :( really.
     
  19. No1newts

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    Does that mean he would be cheating on his pillow wife if he has other pillows in the bed? Or is she just one kinky pillow?
     
  20. Ekim

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    Sounds like he still weds the bed.