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Meeting a girl........

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by doddsy105, 11 Nov 2009.

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  1. qwerty

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    Kill her. She is a girl so will destroy you at some point - why not get in there first?
     
  2. -Ad-

    Capodecina

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    What the hell is sex:confused:

    Similar to pizza ravaging ?
     
  3. Sootie

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    +1
     
  4. qqg3

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    Because GD is great for advice!
     
  5. marley82

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    On a first date? just NO!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes:
     
  6. K.C. Leblanc

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    Me and my ex went to a lot of pub quizs. I'd say this isn't a good idea.

    At the end of the day choose something you're going to be relatively comfortable with, if it's not right for her then it probably isn't to be.

    Good luck
     
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  7. Marky

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    You didn't quote my "Fill Her Bath" remark :( :p
     
  8. Trifid

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    :confused: :o :p

    I like the idea of ice skating. Deserves a +1.
     
  9. zootfloot

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    Have you seen that movie called "40 Days and 40 nights", i think you should take her on the buses for the evening.

    It shows that your a classy kind of guy because bus fair costs so much and you can sit on there taking the **** out of other patrons.

    If you ride the buses late enough you could also get a free meal out of it, just wait till some inebriated young scum bag gets on with a kebab, wait till he drops it on the floor (Hopefully still wrapped but if not the 30 second rule applies) grab it, eat it, and make sure your last bus stops near the wench's house.

    Play finger puppets outside her residence then walk home a happy man.


    I cannot see any flaws in this plan whatsoever.
     
  10. ryder

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    Assault her patissiere?
     
  11. Kelt

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    Cook her pastry. Girls like that. Getting their pastry cooked.
     
  12. Azza

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    Take it to the hole then slam it down and shout "That's a mans jam!!!"
     
  13. [FnG]magnolia

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  14. LORD APOCALYPSE

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    Any of these.

    :D

    Or take her to one of massage parlours and get into a jacuzzi together, at least if it doesn't work out you've at least seen her naked. ;)
     
  15. matthewhotdude

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    Anal
     
  16. Iraklis F.C.

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    take her to a mcdonalds
     
  17. BigglesPiP

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    *watches as dons individually ban each sex metaphor*
     
  18. G|mp

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    \o/


    :D
     
  19. Shamikebab

    Capo Crimine

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    Location: Surrey

    Do this.
     
  20. GreatAuk

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    Buy two morph suits then run round whichever town you live nearest being silly... If she doesn't want to, get a mate to go in the other morph suit, and another one to take her on a proper date :)
     
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