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Meeting a girl........

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by doddsy105, 11 Nov 2009.

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  1. qwerty

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    Joined: 27 Jul 2005

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    Kill her. She is a girl so will destroy you at some point - why not get in there first?
  2. -Ad-


    Joined: 4 Nov 2004

    Posts: 13,845

    Location: Aberdeen

    What the hell is sex:confused:

    Similar to pizza ravaging ?
  3. Sootie


    Joined: 15 Jan 2008

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  4. qqg3


    Joined: 11 Jan 2008

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    Location: Nowhere

    Because GD is great for advice!
  5. marley82


    Joined: 2 Sep 2009

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    On a first date? just NO!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes:
  6. K.C. Leblanc


    Joined: 13 Sep 2003

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    Location: Glocestershire

    Me and my ex went to a lot of pub quizs. I'd say this isn't a good idea.

    At the end of the day choose something you're going to be relatively comfortable with, if it's not right for her then it probably isn't to be.

    Good luck
    Last edited: 11 Nov 2009
  7. Marky


    Joined: 16 Apr 2007

    Posts: 23,407

    Location: UK

    You didn't quote my "Fill Her Bath" remark :( :p
  8. Trifid


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    :confused: :o :p

    I like the idea of ice skating. Deserves a +1.
  9. zootfloot

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    Joined: 24 Nov 2005

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    Location: Skelton in Cleveland

    Have you seen that movie called "40 Days and 40 nights", i think you should take her on the buses for the evening.

    It shows that your a classy kind of guy because bus fair costs so much and you can sit on there taking the **** out of other patrons.

    If you ride the buses late enough you could also get a free meal out of it, just wait till some inebriated young scum bag gets on with a kebab, wait till he drops it on the floor (Hopefully still wrapped but if not the 30 second rule applies) grab it, eat it, and make sure your last bus stops near the wench's house.

    Play finger puppets outside her residence then walk home a happy man.

    I cannot see any flaws in this plan whatsoever.
  10. ryder

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    Joined: 8 Dec 2003

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    Location: Bournemouth [UK]

    Assault her patissiere?
  11. Kelt


    Joined: 14 Nov 2007

    Posts: 11,992

    Location: With the færies wearing black cherries for rings

    Cook her pastry. Girls like that. Getting their pastry cooked.
  12. Azza


    Joined: 6 Dec 2005

    Posts: 35,656

    Location: Birmingham

    Take it to the hole then slam it down and shout "That's a mans jam!!!"
  13. [FnG]magnolia


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    Joined: 18 Oct 2002

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    Location: High above the world

    Any of these.


    Or take her to one of massage parlours and get into a jacuzzi together, at least if it doesn't work out you've at least seen her naked. ;)
  15. matthewhotdude


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  16. Iraklis F.C.


    Joined: 16 Nov 2003

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    Location: Thessaloniki

    take her to a mcdonalds
  17. BigglesPiP


    Joined: 8 Mar 2006

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    Location: Near Winchester

    *watches as dons individually ban each sex metaphor*
  18. G|mp


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  19. Shamikebab

    Capo Crimine

    Joined: 9 Mar 2006

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    Location: Surrey

    Do this.
  20. GreatAuk

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    Location: Warrington

    Buy two morph suits then run round whichever town you live nearest being silly... If she doesn't want to, get a mate to go in the other morph suit, and another one to take her on a proper date :)
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