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Mel Gibson and a Rabbi walk into a bar

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Stolly, 31 Jul 2006.

  1. Stolly

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    Mel says to the bartender, "I'll have 8 shots of bourbon."

    The Rabbi says, "I'll ha-..."

    Then Mel pounds the stuffing out of him for killing Jesus.
     
  2. Andr3w

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    I so do not understand that
     
  3. penski

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    Was the Rabbi English?

    Also, this joke is two years too late to be topical.

    *n
     
  4. Stolly

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  5. Brizzles

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    The word " Taxi " springs to mind as does **** , ********.
     
  6. PardonTheWait

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    Ya talking to me? Cuz I dont see anyone else around.
     
  8. Kol

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    Well, yes and no. It all came to light today after he was arrested on Friday.:)

    He was 'drunk' and started blaming the Jews for all the wars and the problems in the world. Yeah right :rolleyes:

    Out of interest, what's the Passion of the Christ actually like? Worth a watch?
     
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  9. Brizzles

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    It's so B.C. they show it in churches now !

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  10. Kol

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    B.C? Sorry, bt slow this evening, tired.

    Bloody Christian?
     
  11. penski

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    Am I the only one to have noticed the proliferation of Bad-Guys-With-English-Accents in Mel Gibson films then?

    *n
     
  12. snow patrol

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    B.C ... A.D .... ringing any bells? :p
     
  13. Kol

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    ROFL. ;)
     
  14. Kol

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    Well, yes, but how would, 'it's so before christ it's shown in churches' make sense? :p
     
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    Battlecruiser.
     
  16. Gilly

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    :eek:
     
  17. Kol

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    OK OK - guys, I knew what B.C meant in terms of Christianity, it's just the context in which he used it, so I presumed it meant something else! ;) rather than the usual B.C...

    See, I told you I was a bit slow this evening.
     
  18. Ice On Fire

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    Very poor... :(

    *Asks the bartender for some more spam please. :p
     
  19. Brizzles

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    A quick attempt a humour , blighted by my history.

    Jesus i'm sorry ;)

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  20. ScarySquirrel

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    I don't get it :confused: