Mel Gibson and a Rabbi walk into a bar

[Kol]

A quick attempt a humour , blighted by my history.

Jesus i'm sorry

Mark

Good effort though, spoilt by my inability to notice it! Oh well, at least others read:everyone else, got it

I don't get it

Read the news link above or browse the BBC News. It'll soon become clear.

 

[Arcade Fire]

Haha, awesome. Although I agree that it would have been funnier just after Passion was released - oh well!

 

[Stolly]

A horse, a Jewish man, Mel Gibson and a parrot walk into a bar.....

The bartender says....








"So what is this ? Some kind of joke?"

 

[Messiah Khan]

Well, yes and no. It all came to light today after he was arrested on Friday.

He was 'drunk' and started blaming the Jews for all the wars and the problems in the world. Yeah right

Out of interest, what's the Passion of the Christ actually like? Worth a watch?

Personally, yes I quite liked it. Maybe dragged on a bit at the end, and some parts focused too much on the gore, but overall it was a well made film IMO.

 

[Sleepy]

Am I the only one to have noticed the proliferation of Bad-Guys-With-English-Accents in Mel Gibson films then?

No.

 

[slap ed]

mmmmmmmmmm

 

[da_mic_1530]

one of the worst ocuk jokes ever

 

[G-MAN2004]

Mel says to the bartender, "I'll have 8 shots of bourbon."

The Rabbi says, "I'll ha-..."

Then Mel pounds the stuffing out of him for killing Jesus.

So the Rabbi was stuffed

 

[Arcade Fire]

Yes. You probably won't get the joke unless you're a taxidermist.

 

[Johnny Girth]

So the Rabbi was stuffed

Yes, as soon as he decided to go for that drink with Hitler Gibson.

Although it is amusing how the Jews have a get out of jail free card now that they were picked on in WW2. So now they can kill millions of arabs, take a country that isn't theirs, get locked and loaded and go wage war on their neighbours without anyone saying, "Hang on, WTF are Israel doing?"

 

[Sleepy]

Yes, as soon as he decided to go for that drink with Hitler Gibson.

Although it is amusing how the Jews have a get out of jail free card now that they were picked on in WW2. So now they can kill millions of arabs, take a country that isn't theirs, get locked and loaded and go wage war on their neighbours without anyone saying, "Hang on, WTF are Israel doing?"

Nope nobody ever says that, except for the Arab countries, the EU, the UN, France, Russia, China, Iran, virtually every journalist in the west and closer to home quite a few in SC.

 

[Chris [BEANS]]

Am i being stupid here........ erm... wasn't it the Roman's who killed Jesus??
I know he wwas betrayed by a Jew but the Romans did it.

Wouldn't the joke be funnier if he beat the stuffing out of the Rabbi for something the Jews actually did do?

 

[basmic]

 

[Sleepy]

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/basmic/tent.gif

You're going to be popular posting a 2.2MB image

 

[basmic]

You're going to be popular posting a 2.2MB image

Doesn't take seconds to load on my 4mb connection.

Oh well.

Edit: Did a Ctrl-F5, takes 25.484s to load.

 

[cleanbluesky]

Here's a curious question... are Jews "white"?

 

[Sleepy]

Here's a curious question... are Jews "white"?

Does your question include the Ethyopian (sp) Jews or the ones from India?

 

[cleanbluesky]

Does your question include the Ethyopian (sp) Jews or the ones from India?

The standard variety, the ones that are clearly white.

As an aisde, I have never known why people dislike Jews, every Jew I have known was nice and hard working. One was even a damn good kisser.

 

[Rich_L]

Tbh Cartman had him pegged like, five thousand years ago..

 

[G-MAN2004]

The standard variety, the ones that are clearly white.

You basically answered your own question there.

If they are 'clearly white' then ovbiously they're white