Soldato
I have loads of my own, but since a fair few people on here know me in real life, I'm not sharing. I will, however, tell a tale from a stag trip to Amsterdam which still makes me laugh now.
We were all sat in a bar, drinking, laughing, playing pool, and generally being a nice orderly group of Brits (we're usually rather well-behaved). One of the guys has been away playing pool for ages, so we decide it would be funny to change the background on his phone to something unexpected. I point out that perhaps someone mooning the camera would be appropriate. One of my other friends grabs the phone and dashes off to the toilet.
A few minutes later he walks back, bright red in the face, but with the task complete. While I set the new background on the other guy's phone (horrified at the image), he tells us about how he went into the toilet, dropped his trousers and proceeded to squat on the floor, position the camera right underneath his chocolate-starfish in order to get a close-up photo. As he's balanced there with the phone in hand, the door opens and there's a local stood there, mouth open in surprise at this alarming image. My friend locks eyes with his unexpected guest for a moment, his own face overcome with surprise, self-loathing and total embarrassment, just as the camera flash goes off underneath him. Needless to say, the other chap left rather quickly without a word being said. I still crease up at the memory of him telling us
The phone owner returned fifteen minutes later, picked his phone up and put it right up to his face because the image was a little blurry. We still tease him about how close his nose got to our mutual friend's ringpiece
We were all sat in a bar, drinking, laughing, playing pool, and generally being a nice orderly group of Brits (we're usually rather well-behaved). One of the guys has been away playing pool for ages, so we decide it would be funny to change the background on his phone to something unexpected. I point out that perhaps someone mooning the camera would be appropriate. One of my other friends grabs the phone and dashes off to the toilet.
A few minutes later he walks back, bright red in the face, but with the task complete. While I set the new background on the other guy's phone (horrified at the image), he tells us about how he went into the toilet, dropped his trousers and proceeded to squat on the floor, position the camera right underneath his chocolate-starfish in order to get a close-up photo. As he's balanced there with the phone in hand, the door opens and there's a local stood there, mouth open in surprise at this alarming image. My friend locks eyes with his unexpected guest for a moment, his own face overcome with surprise, self-loathing and total embarrassment, just as the camera flash goes off underneath him. Needless to say, the other chap left rather quickly without a word being said. I still crease up at the memory of him telling us
The phone owner returned fifteen minutes later, picked his phone up and put it right up to his face because the image was a little blurry. We still tease him about how close his nose got to our mutual friend's ringpiece
made the story even more amusing
