Walked in on the mother-in-law while she was completely naked
Ditto, That was definitely my most recent moment..
Most embarassing thing you have ever done?
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Ditto, That was definitely my most recent moment..
Soldato
Fixed it to match the top half.Well I was doing some work around their house and I was just wearing a tool belt as it was a really hot day. I walked in and said "I heard you have some cavities that need filling" and she said "my, that's a rather large tool you have there", and I said..................oh nevermind
What actually happened was that we were sharing a holiday home with the wife's parents. One of the smoke alarms kept bleeping so I was trying to find it. I burst into what I thought was an unoccupied room.....but it was the in-law's room.....and she had just come out of the shower. She gasped. I closed the door rather quickly. Nothing was ever said about it ever again.
As nothing had to be said, the burning desire for each other was intense we had to make sweet sweet love at every opportunity we could till this day.
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The age was of the woman is spat on was a guess i admit, although she was very old (Worked in a hospital with the old thus I see old people every single day).
To expand, I had just finished work at hospital and made my way home that night. I usually take the bus, however, if there isn't one coming for a while I will walk the route until it comes as I don't really like waiting around. At that time of the night, it was pretty quiet and I didn't expect to see anyone. I approached a road in which I stopped to check, coughed up phlegm and turned to spit it out and she was standing right in the way or the projectile. I instantly noticed what I had done and in a fit of embarrassment tried to wipe it off with my sleeve. She told me to leave it as it was a mistake.
To expand, I had just finished work at hospital and made my way home that night. I usually take the bus, however, if there isn't one coming for a while I will walk the route until it comes as I don't really like waiting around. At that time of the night, it was pretty quiet and I didn't expect to see anyone. I approached a road in which I stopped to check, coughed up phlegm and turned to spit it out and she was standing right in the way or the projectile. I instantly noticed what I had done and in a fit of embarrassment tried to wipe it off with my sleeve. She told me to leave it as it was a mistake.
When I was about 14 I was on holiday in Spain, down at the pool with my dad who was casually relaxing on a sun lounger while I swam around. After a little while, a group of three rather tasty young ladies showed up so of course, I had to take action.
I decided my best bet was to do backflips into the pool (no, I didn't get much action in my teens). On the fourth of fifth backflip, I smacked my head on the side of the pool pretty damn hard, enough for me to come up from the water stunned and bleeding, and shortly after I was escorted away from the pool by my dad for medical treatment.
I decided my best bet was to do backflips into the pool (no, I didn't get much action in my teens). On the fourth of fifth backflip, I smacked my head on the side of the pool pretty damn hard, enough for me to come up from the water stunned and bleeding, and shortly after I was escorted away from the pool by my dad for medical treatment.
Who on earth gobs phlegm on the floor?
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Me and it was a street rather than a floor (inside a building)
as do other , say, sportspeople.
Soldato
When I was about 14 I was on holiday in Spain, down at the pool with my dad who was casually relaxing on a sun lounger while I swam around. After a little while, a group of three rather tasty young ladies showed up so of course, I had to take action.
I decided my best bet was to do backflips into the pool (no, I didn't get much action in my teens). On the fourth of fifth backflip, I smacked my head on the side of the pool pretty damn hard, enough for me to come up from the water stunned and bleeding, and shortly after I was escorted away from the pool by my dad for medical treatment.
10/10 for effort though. It's a dangerous business
Soldato
When I was about 14 my sisters boyfriend (later her husband) was around. He had his sports bag with him, and whilst talking to them, I was checking out his sports kit. I pulled out what I thought was a mask, put it on my face, and proceeded to make Darth Vader sounds. I still get reminded 18/19 years later that I placed his cricket box on my face.
Man of Honour
That's happened far too many times for me but I'm blame the drink and the audience.
Off top of my head it was the mid 70s and I was waiting for the band called Sparks to come on stage.
The audience always sat down for the support and stayed seated until the first chord rang out and then it would be a race to storm the stage.
I waited on cue, ran down the front and headbanged my way through the opening number with my eyes shut but when the song stopped I was on my own with everybody laughing including the band.
Soldato
Walked in on the mother-in-law while she was completely naked
...dude...I feel your pain.
Tell you one better, I walked in on my mother-in-law in what I hope was her phone vibration but I really know it wasn't
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Soooo, Sooooo many.
Have to have a think about which to add if I get a minute.
But to get on with.
Went on holiday with mate years ago. Got really drunk and in the night I needed to pee.
(The same had happened the previous night and my mate found me climbing out the 5th floor window and ushered me to toilet.)
Anyway, needing to pee I decided to put my trainers on, for some unknown reason, then walk the 5 floors down the stairs, wearing only the said trainers, and proceeded to pee in the large flowerpot in the hotel reception, apparently in front of 30 or so people who were checking in that night.
Have to have a think about which to add if I get a minute.
But to get on with.
Went on holiday with mate years ago. Got really drunk and in the night I needed to pee.
(The same had happened the previous night and my mate found me climbing out the 5th floor window and ushered me to toilet.)
Anyway, needing to pee I decided to put my trainers on, for some unknown reason, then walk the 5 floors down the stairs, wearing only the said trainers, and proceeded to pee in the large flowerpot in the hotel reception, apparently in front of 30 or so people who were checking in that night.
Soldato
now the 'J' and 'smoke' make sense
I'd had a few too many drinks at a uni fancy dress party in the early hours of the morning and noticed some guy with what appeared to be a very well done zombie style mask. I felt the need to congratulate him on his costume, so I did.
It turns out it wasn't a mask, it was a brain tumour.
I didn't even apologise, I just left.
It turns out it wasn't a mask, it was a brain tumour.
I didn't even apologise, I just left.
Soldato
