I often say embarrassing things but my worst was more action related.
We had to attend my wife's sister's wedding. My then heavily pregnant wife and eldest son flew over early to spend a day or two with her parents and I took the car on the ferry then drove up on the Thursday night/Friday morning arriving at her parents around 2am. Everyone was asleep but the house was unlocked so I quietly let myself in and went to the room we had always shared whenever we had stayed there.
Not wanting to wake the wife abruptly, I left the lights off, stripped naked and slipped into the bed and proceeded to cuddle the wife etc. At this point, I noticed that, either my wife was no longer pregnant or something was seriously amiss. What happened next has been embellished over time but, in a nutshell, my sister's wife (the bride to be) screamed and screamed and screamed. I jumped out of the bed and tried to calm the situation at which point a variety of people, including my 4 year old son, appeared at the bedroom door to see me, completely naked, trying to explain myself.
Most people saw the humorous side eventually although the groom still struggles to hold a conversation with me. The wedding reception was a little awkward at one point when my son decided, in front of a group of strangers, to ask why I was sleeping in Aunty Deborah's bed the other night.
We had to attend my wife's sister's wedding. My then heavily pregnant wife and eldest son flew over early to spend a day or two with her parents and I took the car on the ferry then drove up on the Thursday night/Friday morning arriving at her parents around 2am. Everyone was asleep but the house was unlocked so I quietly let myself in and went to the room we had always shared whenever we had stayed there.
Not wanting to wake the wife abruptly, I left the lights off, stripped naked and slipped into the bed and proceeded to cuddle the wife etc. At this point, I noticed that, either my wife was no longer pregnant or something was seriously amiss. What happened next has been embellished over time but, in a nutshell, my sister's wife (the bride to be) screamed and screamed and screamed. I jumped out of the bed and tried to calm the situation at which point a variety of people, including my 4 year old son, appeared at the bedroom door to see me, completely naked, trying to explain myself.
Most people saw the humorous side eventually although the groom still struggles to hold a conversation with me. The wedding reception was a little awkward at one point when my son decided, in front of a group of strangers, to ask why I was sleeping in Aunty Deborah's bed the other night.