Oh dear lord, my house is falling apart, 3 years ago, we had a burst water pipe and did alot of damage to the ceilings (sp?), all fixed, and sorted, 7 month ago, a major GAS leak, luckily it didnt blow, last week, we had a burst water pipe under the sink, which in turn somehow brought the sink to the floor, by damaged the wood, that got fixed, NOW....we have a major leak from the bathroom, a LEAD pipe yes i said lead pipe, has blown, now there is NO stop in the house, i have water gushing out everywhere, electric has blown in the house, i can smell smoke from somewhere, but i think thats from the electric.. Kitchen ceiling (bathroom above it) has caved in, bringing the bath and shower and the loo (only loo in the house) with it, damaged my fridge freezer, all the appliances, washer and all sorts, now the kitchen is connected to an extension, well the extension ceiling is filling with water and is going to cave any minute. Now this house is rented, with the Yorkshire Metropolitin (sp?) Housing Association, ive rang them and explained, this is what they said in their exact words "im sorry but ill have to get someone to ring you back" that was 1 1/2 hour ago, and still no phone call...this is beyond a joke, thank god for laptops and adsl line....well back to mopping up, like thats gonna do some good.. thanks for listening to me rant at this hour.