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My Shaver has been stollen!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Zip, 19 Sep 2009.

  1. Zip

    Capodecina

    Joined: 26 Jun 2005

    Posts: 20,224

    Location: Australia

    I dont shave too often(Once every few months) but i kn ow where i keep my shaver.
    Until today!
    I have a 21st to go to tonight so i was going to shave down/off the chin pubes for it.
    To only find that its GONE! All that is left is the little case that comes with it:eek::mad:

    Now my number 1 suspect is my girlfriend, She went away to Melbourne for the week and shes been known to shave her legs with my raisers and kill the blades before.
    So my detective skills suggest she has taken it with her because hers is still here!:(:eek:

    Id had only used the blade on it once but i can guaranty it will be rooted by the time it comes back:(

    RIP Fusion :(

    Looks like im gonna have to get a whole new shaver for tonight anyhow:mad:

    So does anyone else have this trouble with girlfriends and shavers or is it just me that suffers from this?
     
  2. Rainmaker

    Sgarrista

    Joined: 18 Aug 2007

    Posts: 8,577

    Location: Liverpool

    I just shave my head and face once a month, with these:
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    The Mrs can try to use them all she likes, but they won't do her much good! :p
     
  3. asim18

    Capodecina

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    Posts: 15,410

    I used my brother-in-law's beard trimmer to shave my pubes once.

    use hers
     
  4. fini

    Sgarrista

    Joined: 26 Aug 2004

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    Location: London

    Get a real man's razor - a Merkur.
     
  5. Zip

    Capodecina

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    Location: Australia

    I might aswell pull Beard out.

    Once a Woman shaves there legs the blades seem to be ****ed:(
     
  6. Rainmaker

    Sgarrista

    Joined: 18 Aug 2007

    Posts: 8,577

    Location: Liverpool

    Asim, do you never tire of bringing your nether regions into conversation? One might be forced to conclude you have some kind of attention seeking and/or sexual disorder at this rate.

    Zip, when she returns don't forget to punch her in the ovaries. That'll learn her good.
     
  7. J86

    Wise Guy

    Joined: 23 Aug 2005

    Posts: 1,967

    Man up and use a meat cleaver.
     
  8. 2StepSteve

    Soldato

    Joined: 24 Apr 2006

    Posts: 5,991

    Location: SE England

    I will use this thread to shout my disgust at how ridiculously expensive Gillette Fusion and Mach3 blades are. They wouldn't be so bad if they lasted more than 4 shaves they are ****** way over priced!

    If you don't shave for a few months then I think a Fusion is not going to help you much.. just shaving one side of your face will blunt the blades.

    I recommend this for you

    [​IMG]

    Yes they are sheep shears.
     
  9. asim18

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    OP mentioned pubes first!
     
  10. Kenai

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    He only mentioned facial hair, it was clearly your own twisted sexually deviant mind that read pubic hair into it :(
     
  11. Zip

    Capodecina

    Joined: 26 Jun 2005

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    Location: Australia

    I might only hsave very little but i still find the fussion to do the best job the easyest and quickest:cool:
    Blunt blades tangle and pull and cause all sorts of trouble.

    Although i do have a pair of those type of sheep shears in the shed out the back:D


    I said Chin pubes!:p
     
  12. whitecrook

    Sgarrista

    Joined: 22 Aug 2005

    Posts: 8,380

    Location: Clydebank

    like everything else 'important' in life (bread, milk, toilet roll, underwear) it pays to have a spare one kept away in times of emergency...
     
  13. Zip

    Capodecina

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    Location: Australia

    You are gonna cost me a fortune if you kep posting in my threads:eek::p

    After looking at the merkurs i must say i am tempted :o
     
  14. Azagoth

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    Why even bother to mention that fact? Do you have to have some bizarre mental condition that makes it compulsory for you to mention your private parts in nearly every thread?
     
  15. Mr-White

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    just be grateful she's shaving ?

    MW
     
  16. Richdog

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    Location: Utopia

    Shavver stoillen bi gf, zomg!

    Is there a 0.5* rating I can give this thread, or is 1* the bare minimum?
     
  17. Dark_Angel

    Capodecina

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    Technically not rating it gives it 0 stars. :p

    And sigh at Asim18. :/
     
  18. Psymonkee

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  19. Deadbeat

    Soldato

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    I'd be furious if my g/f rubbed my Raiser on her legs.

    On a more serious note, once every few months? You're going through the hardest part, again and again and again. Plus, biccing is not the way to go. You want grade 0 clippers and a steady hand, once a week.

    Pfft. Amateurs.
     
    Last edited: 19 Sep 2009
  20. Dark_Angel

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    Yeah, why shave so rarely? You must have a full beard by the time you shave again?