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new Supermarker Scam - please read

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by paul8811, 3 Feb 2006.

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  1. paul8811

    Wise Guy

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    Location: Melbourne

    I don't how many of you shop at Supermarkets, but this may be useful
    to know. I am posting this to you to warn you of something that
    happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out
    shopping. This happened to me at my local Tescos and it could happen
    to you.

    Here's how the scam works. Two seriously attractive 18-year-old
    girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the
    boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and
    Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-
    shirts.

    It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a
    tip, they say no and instead ask you for a lift. You agree and they
    get in the back seat. On the way, they start coming onto each other,
    which is distracting to say the least. Then one of them climbs over
    into the front seat and starts kissing you, while the other one
    steals your wallet.

    I had my wallet stolen last Saturday, Sunday, twice on Tuesday,
    again on Wednesday, and also yesterday.
     
  2. Steedie

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    joke? :X im wondering whether to laugh, as i dont wanna laugh at your misfortune if its not
     
  3. AndyBorzi

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    Location: Peterborough

    I'm hoping its a joke, cos we only get ours delivered now! :(

    The last delivery driver was the spit of the Doc out of Back to the Future - eyes and hair all over the place :D
     
  4. kiwi

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    Location: Sussex

    yeah it happened to me this week. damn harlets.
     
  5. Le_Petit_Lapin

    Capodecina

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    Location: Northern Ireland

    Holy Deja-vu Batman! ;)
     
  6. Tru

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    You are a credit to your university!
     
  7. spirit

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    lol just say no fo to the lift :p
     
  8. Sic

    Capodecina

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    Location: SO16

    my office has 40 people in it. i just laughed really loud. everyone laughed at me. see what you've done?!
     
  9. Visage

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    Which supermarket is this...i may have to go and make a citizens arrest. ;)
     
  10. Visage

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    *shakes head*
     
  11. fatiain

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    Location: Pratislava, Berk-shire

    Supermarker? Is that like a really big pen? Or a really good GSCE examiner?

    :D
     
  12. fatiain

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    Now *that's* funny.
     
  13. kaiowas

    Capodecina

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    Location: Castle Anthrax

    I haven't got any back seats so looks like i'm safe.
     
  14. neoboy

    Capodecina

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    Location: UK

    Guess that really says that it's a joke.
     
  15. Locrian

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    Location: Leatherhead

    Guys this is SIMPLE. Duc tape wallets... ;) :D
     
  16. Visage

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    Yes, I'd say so.
     
  17. Vonhelmet

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    Location: On the hoods

    Remember your handcuffs.
     
  18. 233

    Capodecina

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    Location: Glasgow

    :)
     
  19. Le_Petit_Lapin

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    Location: Northern Ireland

    Meh, I was at Tescos a few minutes ago, and while standing at the checkout being served by a rather nice looking till monkey, I couldnt help thinking of this thread.
     
  20. MrWhippy

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    quality.

    but TTIUWP ;)
     
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