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New Virus

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by -|ScottFree|-, 25 May 2006.

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  1. -|ScottFree|-

    Wise Guy

    Joined: 23 Jun 2005

    Posts: 2,495

    Location: On the Edge*

    NEW VIRUS

    There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally and by hand.
    This virus is called Work-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).
    If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT.
    This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest bar.

    Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Eliminator-Rebooter (BEER).
    Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
    You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is now controlling your life.
     
  2. Otacon

    Capodecina

    Joined: 10 Jan 2004

    Posts: 21,923

    Location: All over

    Far too old. Seriously.
     
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