Nigerian Scammers reach New Heights

[sniffy]

I wish I got 419 e-mails instead of the weird junk mail I'm being sent each day. This is the most recent one titled "Order status - Oily looking"

"You're wasting your time with me, Jonathan! I'm too dumb! I'm too
"Sam Douglas," he said dryly. "He died last year."
say a few words to Your fellow townsmen on the subject?"
looking at me and waiting.
control, he flew through heavy sea-fogs and climbed above them into
"You dog, you," he said and smiled. "Well, let's go for it. First
thing

"Where is everybody, Sullivan?" he asked silently, quite at home now
I wouldn't be going into the Zone that day. But what would be the nicest way

I'm scared

 

[Borris]

rofl (loved the implication, intentional or not, that dan brown is a nigerian scammer )

Not wuite the implication I was attempting - I was going for the "Dan Brown is an unimaginative, prosaic, plagiaristic, repetativ dullard".

 

[kitten_caboodle]

well we just got this one at work

Dear Mr ******

Can you please confirm you were the driver of BA06 ABC on the 6th July at
10:15am as this vehicle is showing as not having paid the congestion charge.

Please click below to see the photographic evidence.

<>silly link

The fine for non payment of the congestion charge is £80.

If payment is made within 2 weeks the fine is reduced to £40, if after 2
weeks payment is not made the fine reverts to £80, if payment is still not
made within 28 calendar days the fine increases to £120.

Collections Department
City of London Congestion Charge

 

[Spacky]

snip

I get them as well, proves some people don't deserve the internet.

 

[barnettgs]

I don't care whether grammer and/or spelling is correct or not. It's still the scam, no question asked.

If it has proper spelling/grammer, does that means you should respond?

Everytime a poster asks whether it is nigeria scam or not, everyone always pointing to grammer/spelling as tell-tale but I don't need these to work out whether it is scam or not.

 

[Spacky]

I don't care whether grammer and/or spelling is correct or not. It's still the scam, no question asked.

If it has proper spelling/grammer, does that means you should respond?

Everytime a poster asks whether it is nigeria scam or not, everyone always pointing to grammer/spelling as tell-tale but I don't need these to work out whether it is scam or not.

OP wasn't asking though

 

[William]

slain to death

Bwhahahahahaa!

 

[Borris]

...

Scam. Deffo.