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Obama is about to launch a nuclear attack on the UK

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by digipeep, 11 Jun 2010.

  1. digipeep

    Wise Guy

    Joined: 10 May 2007

    Posts: 1,496

    We deserve it because we messed up his grandfather in Kenya. BP have given him the excuse to wipe us from the globe.

    Where will you try an escape to? I'm booked on the Eurostar to Brussels, the USA don't dare mess with anyone in the European Capital.
  2. andy85


    Joined: 28 May 2010

    Posts: 358

    Location: Nicosia, Cyprus/Leicester

    I'm already in Cyprus!
  3. "andy"


    Joined: 9 Jun 2005

    Posts: 13,905

    well for a start belgium is pretty much a third world country so i definetly wouldn't be going there

    infact id rather stay here and take my chances. i mean these bombs havent even been tested for years and americans are rubbish at geography so i reckon the odds are on my side
  4. neoboy


    Joined: 16 Mar 2004

    Posts: 12,644

    Location: UK

    I'd get the barbecue out.
  5. Nix


    Joined: 26 Dec 2005

    Posts: 19,841

    Switzerland, Austria or Canada.

    As good an excuse as any.
  6. "andy"


    Joined: 9 Jun 2005

    Posts: 13,905

    first two are too near germany and i reckon they'd be well up for conquering europe with us brits out of the way.

    canada is half full of french americans. eurgh
  7. Acrotomophilia


    Joined: 29 Aug 2005

    Posts: 15,425

    I'd put a dress and roller skates on tbh.
  8. Amnesia


    Joined: 22 Jun 2007

    Posts: 8,962

    Location: Buckingham Palace

    Vietnam....i dare them go there again
  9. DampCat


    Joined: 26 Feb 2007

    Posts: 13,851

    Location: Manchestah

    I'm quite safe.
  10. G-MAN2004


    Joined: 4 Jul 2004

    Posts: 30,246

    I'd stay in the UK.
  11. badtez


    Joined: 27 Oct 2009

    Posts: 218

    Location: Dewsbury

    Hehe with ya on that one!
  12. Van Hellseek


    Joined: 2 Jun 2004

    Posts: 18,423

    I've got work tomorrow, so I'll stay put.
  13. Rich_L


    Joined: 18 Oct 2002

    Posts: 18,172

    Location: Santa Barbara, Californee

    USA USA USA :p
  14. The_Abyss


    Joined: 15 May 2007

    Posts: 12,805

    Location: Ipswich / Bodham

    I'm just holding up a large sign, saying that oil has been found in the UK. BP not invited to drill.
  15. Jimmyboyo

    Wise Guy

    Joined: 18 Oct 2002

    Posts: 1,806

    Location: Lincolnshire

    Heading to ground zero, to get me some fancy radioactive superpowers.
  16. Fubsy


    Joined: 12 Dec 2003

    Posts: 9,547

    Location: Berkshire

    Hoping one landed on Liverpool.
  17. Rich_L


    Joined: 18 Oct 2002

    Posts: 18,172

    Location: Santa Barbara, Californee

    The damage would be in the hundreds of pounds!
  18. Greenlizard0

    Man of Honour

    Joined: 15 Mar 2004

    Posts: 28,189

    Location: Liverpool

    HOW VERY DARE YOU, oh, wait, nope, just..wait till I pack the last of the city's only books.
  19. MrMoonX


    Joined: 31 Dec 2007

    Posts: 10,035

    im off to vault 101
  20. Kutter


    Joined: 22 Mar 2009

    Posts: 4,377

    Location: Georgia, USA

    The balance will be restored when the USA beat England tomorrow, they will be too busy laughing at us to hit the red button