Obama is about to launch a nuclear attack on the UK

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I'd put a dress and roller skates on tbh.

Saucy. Just waiting for any old excuse?

Well for me I guess London would be stuffed and Edinburgh is also a capital city so maybe Dundee, no-one cares about the place and I've still got mates living there. Or assuming I could get the flights way up in the North of Finland, I know a few people there and it seems highly unlikely that any attack would happen in that location.
 
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Hoping one landed on Liverpool.

No no no no, BRADFORD!

It would replace all of our current craters / holes in the city centre from unwanted demolished areas, and all those derelict shoddy buildings that no one wants anymore and replace them all with one nice big crater instead.

Oh wait, but then I wouldnt have a home.

/not nuke bradford, not nuke bradford.
 
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I'll get somoene to take my dog and a car full of tinned food up to the Secret Nuclear Bunker near Brentwood/North Weald. It's old and from the 60's, but it'll work. i'll just wait here until it all blows over (or until i can find a hazard suit) then nip bag and grab Groo.
 
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