Obama is about to launch a nuclear attack on the UK

K1LLSW1TCH · 11 Jun 2010 at 10:28

Robbie G said:
Thank god people like your dad are around to clarify things for us.

Haha.

andicole0 · 11 Jun 2010 at 10:29

I think everyone has forgotten what BP is, it is the amalgamation of British Petroleum and Amoco - the American Oil Company!

Andi.

chumpit · 11 Jun 2010 at 10:31

I'd be more worried for the country next to use tbh

Bald-Eagle22 · 11 Jun 2010 at 10:39

Metalface Mark said:
I asked my dad about this and he said it didnt sound plausible.

My dads nuke is bigger than yours.

Bald-Eagle22 · 11 Jun 2010 at 10:41

platypus said:
As good an excuse as any to hire a hottub and hookers.

Who needs an excuse .

Tunney · 11 Jun 2010 at 10:45

I'm staying put. I love Fallout 3.

tuffty747 · 11 Jun 2010 at 10:46

I'd take my Guitar and amp to a tall building somewhere in Colchester town centre, and just play until the bomb hits. Pretty good way to die imo...

matt_fsr · 11 Jun 2010 at 10:47

simulatorman said:
They can blow me to kingdom come, see if I care.

Wouldn't you get sore after a while?

Oh Ed not again. · 11 Jun 2010 at 10:48

platypus said:
As good an excuse as any to hire a hottub and hookers.

The question is 500 £1 hookers or 1 £500 hooker. Tough call, not sure if there's mushroom in the hot tub. /coat

platypus · 11 Jun 2010 at 10:53

5 £100 hookers for averages sakes.

nick1988 · 11 Jun 2010 at 10:54

We are totally safe...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJuNgBkloFE

(Old but still a goodun!)

'Wes · 11 Jun 2010 at 10:55

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yghFBt-fXmw&feature=player_embedded

Probably been posted, but brilliant editing to make it into a song.

Metalface Mark · 11 Jun 2010 at 11:09

Bald-Eagle22 said:
My dads nuke is bigger than yours.

My dad's Kim Jong Ii.

meghatronic · 11 Jun 2010 at 11:09

I would find the nearest Vanguard and flatten most of America.

Participant · 11 Jun 2010 at 11:16

2 x £250 hookers would be my punt.

Mobius 1 · 11 Jun 2010 at 11:30

i've checked all the british news papers, but cant find anything about this attack, can anyone enlighten me? :confused:

me and my family are worried.

matt_fsr · 11 Jun 2010 at 11:34

Robbie G said:
2 x £250 hookers would be my punt.

Consecutively? Or at the same time?

'Wes · 11 Jun 2010 at 11:45

-Tauren- said:
i've checked all the british news papers, but cant find anything about this attack, can anyone enlighten me? me and my family are worried.

He isn't, the OP just stated it as he has the 'reasons' to do it if he wanted to to.

KNiVES · 11 Jun 2010 at 11:47

Sp00n said:
BP != UK

They are a private company of which 39% is owned by american's, it won't happen.

Look who's taking the thread seriously.

Mat · 11 Jun 2010 at 11:50

I'm heading for Capn Squiff's impenetrable, immovable bunker.