Obama is about to launch a nuclear attack on the UK

[Metalface Mark]

He isn't, the OP just stated it as he has the 'reasons' to do it if he wanted to to.

Think you probably deserve a woosh.

 

[gettothechopper]

is this attack coming from the massive american fleet thats been heading for iran since 2004?

 

[Dazza_Random]

i LOL'd

 

[Participant]

Consecutively? Or at the same time?

One on the face, one on the mace .

 

[matt_fsr]

One on the face, one on the mace .

You'll get nuked a happy man

I tried to dig a nuke shelter in the back garden but its full of bits of coal and blunted my spade

 

[Rameses]

I think we should just all move to Wales, I don't think Obama is going to waste a nuke on Rhyl.

 

[Tonyator]

I'm staying put. I love Fallout 3.

This. It's just a shame they haven't improved real lifes graphics engine

 

[Begbie]

He will never take our freedom.

 

[DampCat]

I'm pretty sure that OCUK is the only place where a discussion titled "We're about to be nuked" can turn into a conversation about how many hookers we could get into a hot tub, and at what quality/quantity ratio it becomes financially efficient.

 

[semi-pro waster]

I'm pretty sure that OCUK is the only place where a discussion titled "We're about to be nuked" can turn into a conversation about how many hookers we could get into a hot tub, and at what quality/quantity ratio it becomes financially efficient.

I don't know about that but I feel we should be congratulating the hookers on their exemplary professionalism, while so many are thinking about spending their last few hours in an abandonment of social norms and decadence these ladies (or gentlemen - I make no assumptions about the sexual predilections of our members here) are still out there providing the service(s) they are paid for. Frankly that's a remarkable example to set about committment to your job and one which merits recognition in an often selfish society...

 

[DampCat]

You can always rely on the ladies of negotiable affection. Backbone of Britain.

 

[Cosimo]

My dad's Kim Jong Ii.

You'll be nuked first.

 

[eatcustard]

Are the hookers English or Polish?
and what sort of "services" do they offer

 

[Oh Ed not again.]

I'm pretty sure that OCUK is the only place where a discussion titled "We're about to be nuked" can turn into a conversation about how many hookers we could get into a hot tub, and at what quality/quantity ratio it becomes financially efficient.

And done so in such a metered and thoughtful way, I love this forum.

 

[GreatAuk]

Incidentally, my flat mate is working on a proposal for the Odeon, preserving it and having it as a multi-purpose facility (gig venue/gallery space/etc.)

Just bomb the Westfield site - no one will know!

I think the Wastefield site has already been nuked, nuking it again would just be a waste of good nukes.

 

[randomshenans]

We're one of the five eyes though, wouldn't hit us! We'll blame it on someone else, usually works.

It was... a terrorist attack....on the oil. Yes, yes. That's it!

 

[matt_fsr]

It was... a terrorist attack....on the oil. Yes, yes. That's it!

By the lizard men!!!

 

[DotA]

I think we should calm down its not like the Americans know where we are and if they do they are more likly to blow themselves up then us.

 

[Amp34]

Hookers smookers, we're all going to die so there will be plenty of women willing to party in my hot tub without having to pay!

Personally, Australia, was probably going to head there anyway to find a job...

 

[kalvindeane]

Stay in South Wales, they probably don't know it exists