**OcUK FACTS Thread**

[semi-pro waster]

Phantom you may want to edit the swearing there

//edit and a random fact, the Forth Rail Bridge takes around four years to paint so by the time it is done it needs started all over again. Talk about a job for life.(I think I have the timescale right?).

 

[Scuzi]

so bacteria literally **** themselves!

Whoops, edit that out!

 

[Mr_L]

A fart can leave the human body at more than 8 ft/s.

Women do fart as mush as men.

*I already know that I spelt much wrong and we've already had the joke.

 

[Fusion]

A fart can leave the human body at more than 8 ft/s.

5 mph doesn't sound so quick though does it

 

[Fezzer]

Women are evil and it can be proved mathematically.

 

[Otacon]

Women do fart as mush

 

[Borris]

A fart can leave the human body at more than 8 ft/s.

Women do fart as mush as men.

/searches for appropriate smilie.

/has second thoughts.

 

[Mr_L]

5 mph doesn't sound so quick though does it

Nope.

And I think I'll leave the comedy typo.

 

[McDaniel]

Theres a girl i work with who loves facts like these, and we often high 5 over a new fact - shell come in with a few each week

and shes hawt

 

[Mat]

Theres a girl i work with who loves facts like these, and we often high 5 over a new fact - shell come in with a few each week

and shes hawt

Email her, ask her out!

 

[Wyrdo]

if you pour alcohol into your ass, it gets your drunk quicker.

Pouring alchohol into a donkey gets my what drunk quicker?

 

[Whitewater]

It takes £150,000 to raise a child from birth to 18 years old. This could be especially useful at the end of a drunken night out

57% of statistics are made up on the spot.

 

[McDaniel]

Email her, ask her out!

na, she has a b.f


Turtles can breathe through there anus

Sandra Bullock is allergic to horses

 

[kitten_caboodle]

It takes £150,000 to raise a child from birth to 18 years old. This could be especially useful at the end of a drunken night out

57% of statistics are made up on the spot.

100% of my statistics are made up on the spot.

FACT

 

[Nix]

Women do fart as much as men.

Much not Mush

 

[uk_viper]

Much not Mush

they do they just try to make it less obvious

 

[kitten_caboodle]

Caterpillar means "hairy cat" in Old French.

 

[Wyrdo]

Porcupines float in water!

 

[Arcade Fire]

Porcupines float in water!

So do most animals...

 

[Glaucus]

Did you know that when women live together their periods begin to synchronise with one another?

Thats sure to get her juices flowing.

Tell me about it, use to live with 5 girls ... Use to get abused, slapped then hugged ... Lol there crazy animals around taht time.. Oh and they also went really crazy when they started taking the pill, 2 off them it reduced the blood flow to there heads, thats when you find out what real emotional swings are like.