Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by KatanaDV20, 2 Oct 2013.
A Rapex anti-rape condom (google it lol).
machete...... will help her blend in with the natives........................
Or some gloves for Bono so he cannot click his fingers and possibly kill her.
Crap, he is at it again!
Exactly what I was going to say
AK-47 plus several thousand rounds of ammunition
Make poverty history - give all Bono's money to the poor.
Either that or a good compact camera so she can record her experience of Africa.
A veil though not to oppress her but to save her sexy, Spanish face from acid attacks.
Give her a massive box of condoms. She's going to be rattin all over!
A blowgun and some poison darts.
Get her nose boned.
Doesn't sound like much of a gift.
Don't worry she'll be getting plenty of that where she's going
It's the gift that keeps on giving.
That's all you get from this forum.
Why don't you just shag her before she goes and get it out of your system.
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