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OcUK please suggest a PRACTICAL gift for a friend (girl) whose going away to Africa to work

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by KatanaDV20, 2 Oct 2013.

  1. GravyMonster

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  2. tom_e

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    :D
     
  3. grimm

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    A Rapex anti-rape condom (google it lol).
     
  4. wildman

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    machete...... will help her blend in with the natives........................
     
  5. Spangles

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    Mosquito net.

    Or some gloves for Bono so he cannot click his fingers and possibly kill her.

    Crap, he is at it again!
     
  6. Ciphon

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    Exactly what I was going to say :D
     
  7. xGBHxPegasus

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    This! :D
     
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  8. Oz!asM!dwinter

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    AK-47 plus several thousand rounds of ammunition
     
  9. Oz!asM!dwinter

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    Make poverty history - give all Bono's money to the poor.
     
  10. Cosimo

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    Either that or a good compact camera so she can record her experience of Africa.
     
  11. PooBrain

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    A veil though not to oppress her but to save her sexy, Spanish face from acid attacks.
     
  12. Dis86

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    Give her a massive box of condoms. She's going to be rattin all over!
     
  13. Spuj

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    A blowgun and some poison darts.
     
  14. Rainagul

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    Casual Racism
     
  15. UncleRuckus

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    Get her nose boned.
     
  16. tom_e

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    Doesn't sound like much of a gift.
     
  17. UncleRuckus

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    Don't worry she'll be getting plenty of that where she's going ;)
     
  18. Rainagul

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    It's the gift that keeps on giving.
     
  19. dirtychinchilla

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    That's all you get from this forum.
     
  20. Skidder

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    Why don't you just shag her before she goes and get it out of your system.