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OCUK wisdom quotes

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Adam_151, 1 Mar 2006.

  1. Adam_151

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    A couple snippets of humourous wisdom stood out to me as I was browsing just now, so I thought I'll start a thread to collect them and see how many we get.

    Lopez on tailgating:
    Che on Strip clubs:
    Appologies in advance for the crap thread :p
     
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  2. Sic

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    is windom like wisdom? :p

    also...not crap thread....very good thread. *prepares to award stars*
     
  3. Treefrog

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    Pickers on intelligence:
    I know someone who chucked about 3L of petrol from a paint can onto a skip full of burning wood! :eek: :eek: :eek:
    He survived - just.
     
  4. Treefrog

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    Wisdom 4tw ;)
     
  5. TerraS

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    Broadband says:-
    "Never say 'Please don't photoshop my face' on a public forum"
    :D
     
  6. Belmit

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    Not so much wisdom, but a few months back I found myself laughing at quite a few posts for various reasons. These were the few I saved before I forgot all about looking out for them. They're funny to me again now because I'm seeing them out of context! :D

    WatchTower - "Thats great but I don't have any friends so my computers mean alot to me."

    Neil3k - "Yes as long as she bent over and I could rest a porn mag on her back."

    Otacon - "This is not a Chuck Norris thread guys, stay on topic."

    Visage - "Has anyone got a no tape crack for Daley Thompson's Decathlon?"

    Big Kev - (From a 'This thread was deleted because...' entry) "If you know there's a sweary in the link, why post it, jeez!!!!!!!"
     
  7. robmiller

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    Median != average :confused:
     
  8. Belmit

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    Found another I'd saved. Beansprout on how to test wine in a restaurant:

    "You should take a big gulp of the wine and pronounce it as a delicious vintage. Don't bother smelling it, just gulp it down. Then stand up and throw some cash around. Then eat the cork."
     
  9. Goodie

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    Do as the man says :p
     
  10. Mickey_D

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    Not so much funny as VERY good wisdom :

    "The only thing you make in a hurry is lots of mistakes."
     
  11. SexyBetty

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    More profound than funny :)
     
  12. Beansprout

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    Just about remember saying that :o - you know it's true though ;)

    But intelligence is a nice bell-shaped curve centred around 100, so the median is the average and is also the mode...from what I remember anyway :)
     
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  13. Pine

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    Indeed, in a normal distribution the mean, median and mode are equal. :)
     
  14. Sudden

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    lol :D i love it.
     
  15. "andy"

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    cant find it anywhere :( but downsys quote on what to do with a jar of mercury
     
  16. Skunkworks

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    I remember that quote! Just visualising it makes me LOL. :D
     
  17. Treefrog

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    Was that "Pour it through a letterbox and shout "John Connor, I'm coming to get you""?



    And here's Davey showing, if not wisdom, then honesty at least. ;)
    [​IMG]
     
  18. Damnations Fury

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    Can't remeber who said it originally, but it was in someones sig for a while too. It was in reference to using internet dating websites and finding women on them. Went something like:

    "The odds are good, but the goods are odd"
     
  19. penski

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    Everything I say.

    Seriously; when I'm dead, you guys will worship me.

    *n
     
  20. Inquisitor

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    Ah yes... "OcUK dating - the odds are good, but the goods are odd"

    Genius :D