lol i am laughing to myself knowing that hardly anyone is going to believe it yet it is a true story.
Jonny if you come accross this thread please drop by and post
Yes, hurry up "Johnny".
Maybe it did happen, maybe it didn't - that's entirely irrelevant. The way you tell the story is exactly that, like it's a story.
"I didn't keep my trousers on for very long THAT night I can tell you!"
etc.