Ohh Smart New Shoes!!
- Thread starter Admiral Huddy
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no Union flag shoes then Rotty 
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A friend of mine whilst at Uni, spent a stupid amount of money on a new pair of shoes, as her reward for being good or something like that.
We all went out on another mates birthday, he did a pint of top row went outside where said girl in newe shoes followed to see if he was ok, 10 mins latter i go out and see what is happening, and she is in tears and he his just chuckeling and pointing at her feet.
1 pint of top row, a curry and several shots of "anything colourful" produces a substance when mixed in a fat blokes stomach, that quite literally disolves shoes. (and staines the york paving sloab purple)
We all went out on another mates birthday, he did a pint of top row went outside where said girl in newe shoes followed to see if he was ok, 10 mins latter i go out and see what is happening, and she is in tears and he his just chuckeling and pointing at her feet.
1 pint of top row, a curry and several shots of "anything colourful" produces a substance when mixed in a fat blokes stomach, that quite literally disolves shoes. (and staines the york paving sloab purple)
