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OK, so there's going to be a water shortage and a drought this summer. The solution.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Feek, 27 Mar 2006.

  1. Feek

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    It's all over the press at the moment that there's likely to be a drought and a big water shortage this summer, in fact the local BBC wireless station were talking about it for the whole of the breakfast show.

    I have the solution. It's a simple one.

    Take two parts hydrogen and one part oxygen.

    Mix.

    Result: Water.

    There we go, sorted. No more issues, why has nobody else thought of this?

    K.
     
  2. taliesyn

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    I take it you mean drought Mr. Feek :D

    [edit] I see I was correct. You've obviously got draught bitter on the brain :p [/edit]
     
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  3. eXor

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    Nice ninja edit on the thread title ;) Too bad, I was going to have some fun :p
     
  4. Downsy

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    Cool, you might want to email This Guy. I'm sure he'd be very interested :D You may get a reward!
     
  5. Borris

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    I suppose I may as well be the one to point out the flaw in this otherwise faultless plan.

    Where would the hydrogen and oxygen come from?
     
  6. Malenko

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    A draught beer Summer sounds good to me sir
     
  7. [email protected]

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    googled it, could not find anything, so i guess you cant do it!
     
  8. Iraklis F.C.

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    it amazes me that a country receiving alot of rain on average than the rest of the europe faces a drought.
     
  9. FincH

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    Hydrogen is everywhere chap, lots of Oxygen around too.

    Cars produce about 1 gallon of water for every gallon of fuel used...use cars more I say :D
     
  10. taliesyn

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    Us Welshies have got plenty of 'shop soiled' water up here in the mountains. We'll gladly sell you some :D
     
  11. Exentia

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    been watching brainiac?
     
  12. KaHn

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    We have never had a drought up here, we seem to be living off kielder resivoir tho, which suits me fine :D

    KaHn
     
  13. Dj_Jestar

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    Not to mention we are a bloomin Island! You never hear of Dubai having as many problems with water as we do!
     
  14. kaiowas

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    Translation:

    There's going to be a bit of a shortage in the south east/london area therefore the media will treat it as some sort of national disaster on a scale never seen before.
     
  15. daz

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    The hydrogen we use for fuel cells etc is released by the process of electrolysis of water.

    It's easier just to use a desalinization plant on sea water and pump it to where it's needed than to seperate hydrogen from whatever it may be attached to and re-attach it to oxygen.
     
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  16. eXor

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    If it stops them bleating about a global warming apocalypse, then great.
     
  17. da_mic_1530

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    make a big tank in ya garden, fill it with water, live off that in summer?
     
  18. LordSplodge

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    Or just pump water from "up North" wher it does nawt but rain on t'garden and give it t'soft 'un down 'tsouth.

    Or build salt-water convertors...after all it doesn't rain much in Lanzarote does it? They seem to do OK.
     
  19. MR_Punk

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    mountains out of molehills yet again by zi press!

    +44
     
  20. Luseac

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    Problem is that more and more people are being born/immigrating yet no more reservoirs are being built.