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Petrol stationincident

Discussion in 'Motors' started by Norbert666, 6 May 2006.

  1. Norbert666

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    Location: Essex, innit?

    Just went to put some dielsel in my car at my local Sainsbury's (GSXRMoviestar will know the one).

    The place full crammed with women.

    So much so, that I ended up spilling about £5 worth of diesel on the forecourt and over my legs because I wasn't paying attention to what I was doing.

    You gotta love summer :)

    NB: I was only looking mind :o
     
  2. agw_01

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    Are you sure you put Diesel in, being so distracted and all? :D
     
  3. Oracle

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    TTIUWP
     
  4. JayMax

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    Are you sure it was diesel you spilt on your legs? :p
     
  5. Norbert666

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    Location: Essex, innit?

    Well one bird certainly didn't have real boobs. They defied gravity. Wonderful.
     
  6. zain

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    Yes, good thread on motors as its something we can all learn from I spose :p

    Fake mammoths are horrible, footballs even when they lie down theyre footballs *shivers*
     
  7. Vanilla

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    This is fine Norbert as long as there are no text messages involved, ok.
     
  8. Norbert666

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    Location: Essex, innit?

    que?
     
  9. The_Dark_Side

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    you spilled over a gallon?
    christ what were you doing? playing lightsabres with the pump?
     
  10. Vanilla

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    Wasn't it you who got a kicking from the missus over some text message about wanting to hump some random?
     
  11. GSXRMovistar

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    And now knows note to fill his bike up there, diesel and bike tires don't mix well. :p
     
  12. Gaygle

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    LOL :p