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playground codes of practice

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by cm1179, 11 May 2010.

  1. cm1179


    Joined: 30 Sep 2009

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    i remember that when i was in first school. if you opened up your packet of crisps upside down, it meant you fancied someone. great care and attention was required at the age of 7 to not do this!

    was this just in my school or was this a uk wide thing?
  2. shifty_uk


    Joined: 27 Sep 2004

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    Location: Glasgow

    Just your school!
  3. JBuk


    Joined: 28 Nov 2002

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    Location: Cumbria

    Just your school
  4. Chaosboss


    Joined: 28 Nov 2005

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    Location: Leeds

    Forum code of practice should be:

    "Don't post useless posts" lol
  5. loopylou

    Wise Guy

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    That was just bad luck at our school.
  6. lookitsjonno


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    Location: Midlands

    what about kissing corners
  7. loopylou

    Wise Guy

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    Is that the corner of the playground where everyone went to kiss? Yes we had one of those, our whole year (14 of us - small school) got caught kissing each other in the corner ... we got sent TO THE WALL!!!!
  8. JayToukon


    Joined: 19 Mar 2010

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    Location: Bradford, West Yorkshire

    and "Don't go in 'General Discussion' Forum If You're Offended by Useless Posts" - that should definitely be a rule.

    Anyway - yeah we had a similar crisp packet rule too, if you opened it upside down you were gay. We also had 2 kissing corners in first school but kids would lean over the wall and pull coats off the kissers heads and then they'd be ridiculed, haha.
  9. PuG106


    Joined: 5 Mar 2004

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    Location: Nottingham

    I'll back up the OP, my old primary school did that as well lol, it was the person you were facing across the table.

    Any one remember those different coloured wrist band things that if you broke one it meant you had to kiss someone, etc ect..

    Priamary School was mad :p
  10. Azrael


    Joined: 29 Aug 2008

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    Location: Canterbury, Kent

    Ha! We had "The Wall" at my school.

    As for kissing corners, we didn't have those, but we did play a lot of kiss chase...
  11. loopylou

    Wise Guy

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    Location: Essex

    Shag Bands
  12. Ampeg

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    I think if people pay that much attanetion to how you open your crisps then your probably at a very 'special school'.
  13. thepeganator

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    Never happened in my school!
  14. danza


    Joined: 28 Mar 2005

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    Location: Drunken badger punching

    You were gay if:

    -You used a toilet cubicle in the middle and not at the ends (not quite playground I know)
    -Wore your rucksack with both straps rather than casually over one shoulder
  15. The Dread Pirate


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    We also did the problem was I could climb the wall so after a brief chase across the roof they decided that telling me to go to "The Wall" was a bad idea and instead kept sending me to "The Head teachers Office" which I then had to stand outside for an unspecified amount of time.
  16. J.T


    Joined: 12 Jan 2006

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    And this...
  17. stiv121

    Wise Guy

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    Just your school mate :) used to be a few different thinks but i cant remember any atm.
  18. RadoX

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    dont tell other teachers that i touch you. or was that just me ?
  19. CaptainComedy

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    you kissed the same sex? my sister who was 7 at the time was going around shouting she was lesbian because other girls were saying it in their class.... non of them knew what it was but they thought it was cool to announce it. they gave the "bad attitude stance" while saying itl.... you know... the arms-folded-angry look. quite funny.
  20. cm1179


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