Pope is coming to town = No Beer

shifty_uk · 25 May 2006 at 14:24

D4VE said:
Its probably the Authorities making the bars close rather than the Pope himself.

I'm sure this would certainly be the case?

squiffy · 25 May 2006 at 14:26

merlin said:
Thought the mofo was dead tbh

He did, they resurrected him.

Yas786 · 25 May 2006 at 14:26

merlin said:
Thought the mofo was dead tbh

PMSL

, that just made me splutter orange juice all over my lovely new lcd screen here at work :mad:

/me sends a bill to Merlin for replacement/compensation.

merlin · 25 May 2006 at 14:27

I'm not a religious person.

As you probably gathered

merlin · 25 May 2006 at 14:28

squiffy said:
He did, they resurrected him.

Witchcraft eh?

MoNkeE · 25 May 2006 at 14:38

Sic said:
na, i bet he started with smaller miracles!

"mother, i just turned this wood into a cabinet for your cook books!"

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-RaZ

callmeBadger · 25 May 2006 at 14:52

MoNkeE said:
.1 General [Jesus]: zomg guys i can liek make wine lololol
.1 General [Desciples]: lol gratz m8

-RaZ

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mojojoejo · 25 May 2006 at 15:50

Could you not just buy some bottles of beer for the 2 days?

Use the power of the fridge?

Would you have noticed if you hadn't read the news (that there was no booze, rather than the Pope was on his way that is).

Sic · 25 May 2006 at 15:53

MoNkeE said:
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Jesus creates [mead].
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Jesus creates [wine].
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.1 General [Desciples]: lol gratz m8

-RaZ

and people say i'm weird!

Stretch · 25 May 2006 at 15:54

Just stock up on booze beforehand or go somewhere else.

MoNkeE · 25 May 2006 at 16:05

Sic said:
and people say i'm weird!

Hey, you started it!...

... In a really unobvious and unintentional way...

-RaZ

GSXRMovistar · 25 May 2006 at 16:12

Stretch said:
Just stock up on booze beforehand or go somewhere else.

Well would rather go out to clubs/bars instead of stocking up on booze beforehand and sitting in my room drinking. Anyway there's a full mini bar in the hotel room that can be abused if I get that desperate.

G-MAN2004 · 25 May 2006 at 16:15

I say walk past him with a stella and holding a dog shouting "Who's the pope?"

GSXRMovistar · 25 May 2006 at 16:30

Well wish me luck, I'm leaving the office to go on the search for beer!

locutus12 · 25 May 2006 at 17:18

Zip said:
They replace it with a new time every time they die

its abit like when your kids goldfish dies, you spend a couple of days looking for one that will fit in without anyone noticing.

NickK · 25 May 2006 at 18:03

GSXRMovistar said:
I'm currently over in Warsaw Poland on a business trip and for the next two days whilst the Pope visits none of the local bars, clubs and even Hotels are allowed to sell alcohol! I mean what kind of bright idea is that?

Minibar...

georges · 25 May 2006 at 18:23

Get mashed and run around his procession(I'm assuming they'll do something ridiculous for him).

locutus12 · 25 May 2006 at 19:47

pope vehicle: 3 inches of plexi glass = faith in action... :confused:

GSXRMovistar · 26 May 2006 at 09:56

Well we resorted to a cards night whilst raiding the mini bars and duty free collections. Here's hoping we have better luck this evening!

Phantom · 26 May 2006 at 10:46

ElRazur said:
.....Jesus first miracle was he turned water into wine....

no it wasnt