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Post your Fav short joke!

Discussion in 'GD Archive' started by Andr3w, 2 Apr 2005.

  1. Andr3w

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    Post your fav short joke!!


    Mine:

    Q: Why don't blind people skydive?
    A: It scares the heck out of the dog.


    gogo!!
     
  2. fatiain

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    Q: What's the fastest cake in the world?

    A: Scone

    (Only works if you're not posh)
     
  3. alexakasloth

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    Location: Sussex

    Sc-own or Scon?
     
  4. fatiain

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    Scon obviously. S'con = it's gone? Oh never mind! :D
     
  5. Arcade Fire

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    What's red and loud?

    <tee hee hee>
     
  6. alexakasloth

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    Could just be a sqeaky scon :p

    /get's jacket
     
  7. alexakasloth

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    A guy's face when he is getting his sack kicked in?
     
  8. Arcade Fire

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    Probably, but it's less funny than the actual answer. Which I won't post because I don't really want to get suspended.
     
  9. Andr3w

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    Well this thread faded fast :)
     
  10. Doohickey

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    A horse walks into a bar.

    Barman says, 'Why the long face?'

    :D
     
  11. Arcade Fire

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    A bear walks into a bar and says "I would like a pint of. . . . . . . . . beer"

    The barman says "Why the big pause?"
     
  12. Arcade Fire

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    Two fish are swimming in a tank.

    One says to the other "You man the guns and I'll drive".
     
  13. Paul2k12

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    Heres mine

    A number zero and a number eight were walking next to each other and the zero said to eight,







    Why have you got your belt pulled so tight?

    Paul2k12
     
  14. Adz

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    2 cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other

    "Does this taste funny to you?"
     
  15. Ricochet J

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    ROFL, I probably shouldn't have laughed at that :p. But it's so silly!
     
  16. ZuG

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    Two parrots stood on a perch.
    One parrots says "Can you smell fish"
     
  17. ZuG

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    Bobby:My Mother-in-law has gone to the Caribbean
    Stu:Jamaica?
    Bobby:No, she went of her own accord!
     
  18. Big Kev

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    Wahay, terrible jokes again. :D

    Man 1 - My dogs got no nose

    Man 2 - How does he smell

    Man 1 - Awful

    /don't worry, I've ordered the cab
     
  19. Killerkebab

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    That would be because it sucks.
     
  20. Big Kev

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    Why post in it then. :confused: