What goes peck peck BANG?
A chicken in a minefield.
Stan
A chicken in a minefield.
Stan
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(A) I couldn't get over it last night.......
(B) What?
(A) 10ft wall
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I've done this one before but here it is again.....
(Q) What's the difference between a bank and a woman?
(A) Nothing, as soon as you withdraw you lose interest!!!
(B) What?
(A) 10ft wall
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I've done this one before but here it is again.....
(Q) What's the difference between a bank and a woman?
(A) Nothing, as soon as you withdraw you lose interest!!!
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I think everyone needs to build a bridge and get over it!!!
Soldato
These are not my jokes and some of them are pretty bad,
What do u say to a women with 2 black eyes? nothing you've told her twice before
Why do women have small feet? So they can get closer to the sink.
What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi? Porridge
How do you get a leper out of the bath? With a sieve.
Some more risky so ill leave it at that for now
What do u say to a women with 2 black eyes? nothing you've told her twice before
Why do women have small feet? So they can get closer to the sink.
What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi? Porridge
How do you get a leper out of the bath? With a sieve.
Some more risky so ill leave it at that for now
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did you hear the one about a dyslexic man he walked into a "bra"
and the one about the dyslexic pimp"he bought a warehouse"
and the dyslexic devil worshipper"he sold his soul to santa"
This is not a get "at any dyslexic's out there" it's just harmless fun...
and the one about the dyslexic pimp"he bought a warehouse"
and the dyslexic devil worshipper"he sold his soul to santa"
This is not a get "at any dyslexic's out there" it's just harmless fun...
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2 dyslexic skiers are standing at the top of a mountain, one say's to the other "come on then legs zag zig down", dont you mean "zig zag" no "it's definately zag zig, so they argue for a while, "wait" said one "this is getting us nowhere, let's ask this guy over there"
"excuse me, can you help settle an argument"
"ok" say's the guy
"well I want to zag zig down this mountain, but my friend insists it's zig zag"
"i'm sorry, you're asking the wrong person i'm a tabogganist"
"ooh great can i have 20 benson & hedges then"
"excuse me, can you help settle an argument"
"ok" say's the guy
"well I want to zag zig down this mountain, but my friend insists it's zig zag"
"i'm sorry, you're asking the wrong person i'm a tabogganist"
"ooh great can i have 20 benson & hedges then"
Soldato
the only one that made me chuckle so far, was the fish in a tank one.
i'd heard all of the rest before.
keep em coming!
i'd heard all of the rest before.
keep em coming!
Soldato
Hear about the Dyslexic who went to the toga party?
He was dressed as a goat
He was dressed as a goat
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How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path!
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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.
They take the psycho path!
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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.
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why do women get married in white?
so they'll match all the other domestic appliances....washer..cooker..fridge
so they'll match all the other domestic appliances....washer..cooker..fridge
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What is a zebra?
26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
Soldato
why do women have smaller feet than men??
so they can get closer to the sink
so they can get closer to the sink
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