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Roses are red violets are blue im dyslexic and kierhwk kehrwohr whpprk :D

Roses are red violets are blue in schizophrenic and so am i :D

where does Saddam Hussien keep his CD's...... in Iraq :D

Two friends meet each other on the street. "hello! Where are you coming from?" asked Bill. "Oh, don't ask me! I'm coming from the cemetery. I just burried my mother-in-law" replied Sid. "I'm so sorry!" said Bill, "But why is your face scratched all over?". "It wasn't so easy!" said Sid, "She put up a hell of a fight!" :D

This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven and twelve has come in sideways.

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