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A cowboy walks into a german car dealership.
"Audi"
"Audi"
Bobbsta said:Q: How do you get to Wales in a mini?
A: Down the M4
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Madgeordie2004 said:2 dyslexic skiers are standing at the top of a mountain, one say's to the other "come on then legs zag zig down", dont you mean "zig zag" no "it's definately zag zig, so they argue for a while, "wait" said one "this is getting us nowhere, let's ask this guy over there"
"excuse me, can you help settle an argument"
"ok" say's the guy
"well I want to zag zig down this mountain, but my friend insists it's zig zag"
"i'm sorry, you're asking the wrong person i'm a tabogganist"
"ooh great can i have 20 benson & hedges then"