Whinge whinge whinge whinge whinge whinge. Enough! Spread the joy of your mediocre but mostly fairly enjoyable life. I work at a clearing bank. It's full of stupid politics, bickering, backstabbing and so on. The money's average. Well poor. But it's a piece of cake, and it's about as stressful as having a nice warm bath with lots of bubbles. It's fairly enjoyable. I also met my girlfriend there. She's lovely and she makes me happy. Yeah, she might break my heart one day, but I'll keep it to myself, thanks! I got a new motorbike recently. I was sick of my old one and this one has restored my love of my chosen sport, and as such I am going to be getting a bit fitter again, but a bit poorer what with more riding. Hurrah for that. I have a roof over my head, a fridge full of food, and I'm about to pour myself a nice Jim Beam and Coke, cut my hair, and then play Oblivion until the young lady arrives. That's pretty boring, but altogether, I feel, quite pleasant. Also, look outside! If you're in the southeast, at least, it's five to eight and the sun's out. Stop your whining! Even when it's crap, life is a wonderful thing, and let's not forget, a privelege. Please, for the sake of the general mental wellbeing of the board, share the insignificant joys and small victories of your monotonous existence.