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royal wedding night

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by steveo, 12 Apr 2006.

  1. steveo


    Joined: 12 May 2005

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    Location: Ripon, North Yorkshire

    Camilla bought new shoes for her wedding which got increasingly tighter and tighter as the day went on.

    That night, when the festivities were finally over and they retired to their room, she flopped on the bed and said, "Charles, darling. Please remove my shoes.

    My feet are killing me!"

    Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigor, but it would not budge.

    "Harder!" yelled Camilla.

    "Harder!" Charles yelled back, "I'm trying, darling! But it's just so bloody tight!"

    "Come on! Give it all you've got!" she cried.

    Finally, when it released, Charles let out a big groan and Camilla exclaimed, "There! Oh, God, that feels so good!"

    In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip, "See? I told you with a face like that, she was still a virgin!"

    Meanwhile, as Charles tried to remove her left shoe, he cried, "Oh, God, darling! This one's even tighter!"

    At which Prince Phillip said to the Queen, "That's my boy: once a Navy man, always a Navy man!"
  2. //Mike

    Wise Guy

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    :eek: :D
  3. Rotty


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    /awaits Big Kev's comments on this one :eek:
  4. Oblivious


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    ROFL, took me a second to get it!
  5. wombleboy05


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  6. Sanzy


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    :D :D
  7. Yewen


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    How you could not get that instantly is beyond me :D #

    Funny for once aswell, makes a change :p
  8. nealw


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    lol :p made me chuckle
  9. chris_r


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    haha first funny joke in a while tbh :D
  10. Bunka


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    :D :D Comedy gold.
  11. gord


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    By Jove weve got a goodun.. good work chap! :D
  12. lay-z-boy


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    a joke that was, for once, funny.

  13. steveo


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    Location: Ripon, North Yorkshire

    cheers lads cant take credit for it, that goes to a clan m8
  14. penski


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    Old but good :)

  15. KaHn


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    Quite enjoyed that one.

  16. Spacky


    Joined: 4 Jul 2005

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    Location: Cardiff, UK


    A little girl came running into the house bawling her eyes out and cradling her hand: "Mummy, quick! Get me a glass of cider!" she wailed.
    "Why do you want a glass of cider?" asked her mom. "I cut my hand on a thorn, and I want the pain to go away!" Confused, but weary of the child's whining, the mother obliged and poured her a glass of cider. The little girl immediately dunked her hand in it.
    "Ouch! It still hurts! This cider doesn't work!" she whined.
    "What are you talking about?" asked her increasingly perplexed parent,
    "What ever made you think that cider would ease your pain?"
    "Well, I overheard my big sister say that whenever she gets a ***** in her hand, she can't wait to get it in cider"