She fell asleep!

[[ASSE]Hinchy]

Would they still rule if they did what my brother did?

Came in at 5am to his girlfriends house, felt really sick, reached for the bucket she had prepared for him, and grabbed her handbag instead? I'm not sure the drunk boyfriend would rule then

He also thought her window was her bathroom door too.... Poor lad!

 

[Roberta]

Probably - I have a strange sense of humour!

My old manager at work was a Red Coat and once woke up in a lady's room with her asking what he was doing. He thought he was having a wee in the loo but it was actually his Red Coat jacket pocket.

 

[Beansprout]

No, I don't think you understand. In a long distance relationship, you can't do the physical side of things, so you have to do it by text. Ya get me now? That's what we were in the middle of!!

Texting such things is pretty sad (no opinion, FACT) so I don't blame her for falling asleep really....