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So I was going to the shop before...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by iBot, 10 Jun 2006.

  1. iBot


    Joined: 12 Sep 2005

    Posts: 3,309

    Location: England

    And a group of teenage chavs approach me and ask "Will you go to the shop for me?"

    So I say "It's just there" and point 5 meaters to the entrace of the shop.

    And then they call me a "Smartarse wiseman" And said they wanted me to buy them alcohol.

    In which i replied "I'm not a made man and you lot are like 13 years old, much too young for booze hence the reason you cant buy it ask your parents to go for you"

    At which point I nudge past them and they shout all sorts of profanities at me.

    Did I do the "right thing"?

    Should I have punched the gobby one right in the mouth and said something witty like "Suck on that"?

    Should I have bought them there white lightening/blu wkd and laughed at them for having poor taste in booze?
  2. Jumpingmedic

    Wise Guy

    Joined: 6 Oct 2004

    Posts: 1,509

    Location: Behind you!

    Course you did the right thing.... they were clearly twits (and worse) while sober, imagine what they'd have done if drunk. As for attacking them, aside from legal ramifications they might well have stabbed you...
  3. KizZ


    Joined: 18 Aug 2005

    Posts: 5,235

    Location: Lincoln

    Yep :)

    Should have gave him a bleeding nose IMO.

    Yes. Or either grab their money and run away :)
  4. ballistic


    Joined: 15 May 2006

    Posts: 2,278

    you should have bought them Absinthe, after that they will not touch alcohol again and would probably put them in hospital if they drink enough
  5. Freefaller

    Man of Honour

    Joined: 5 Jun 2003

    Posts: 87,181

    Location: Falling...

    You did the right thing not buying them alcohol. You shouldn't have "barged" past them however. I would have been more clear cut with my answer "no you're underage - it's against the law." But that's just me.

    Oh and by the way absynthe rocks. :p
  6. yak.h'cir


    Joined: 26 Aug 2003

    Posts: 4,486

    Location: The North

    No...... absynthe BURNS!!!!
  7. Freefaller

    Man of Honour

    Joined: 5 Jun 2003

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    Location: Falling...

    You big girl :p

    Admittedly I don't like having more than a couple of it!
  8. theleg


    Joined: 17 Oct 2002

    Posts: 13,420

    Location: UK

    Youre lying..

    I swear to god, so many people make these threads and then ruin them by the dialogue they alledged spouted..

    Nobody would ever say that in real life..

    PS, 'the reason' after using hence is redundant...'hence you cant buy it or..'
  9. thebrasso


    Joined: 18 Oct 2002

    Posts: 5,312

    You did the right thing there, I've done it myself.

    No need for confrontation with it though, look at it this way. They asked you a question and you gave them an answer. Its just that they didn't like the answer you gave them :D
  10. Bri


    Joined: 19 Oct 2003

    Posts: 4,839

    Location: Sunny Teesside

    I'm usually not so wordy if they ask me, just a simple 'Nope' does the trick :D
  11. G18241


    Joined: 3 Mar 2004

    Posts: 7,341

    Location: Sheffield

    i got asked the other day by some young chavettes with all the make up on and short skirts and everything, they must have been 15 at a push...i just say no and carry on walking lol

    how people thingk im old enough to by them booze anyway gets me, im 19 but dont look it and always get asked for ID
  12. VeNT


    Joined: 9 Jan 2003

    Posts: 20,685

    Location: Cornwall

    no you didn't do the right thing. You should have nuked them all from orbit then punched em in the overys
  13. alexakasloth


    Joined: 13 Aug 2004

    Posts: 7,754

    Location: Sussex

    I like the sound of that :o
  14. malfunkshun


    Joined: 20 Aug 2003

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    Location: Pembrokeshire

    rhetorical question, right?
  15. Mysteria


    Joined: 10 Dec 2003

    Posts: 122

    Location: Im here, where are you?

    You did the right thing. Its illegal to buy for someone you know is underage and you could get punished for it. Certainly not worth it for a bunch of idiots.
  16. mc_bob


    Joined: 29 Aug 2005

    Posts: 1,553

    Location: Reppin' up North London

    Meh, you talk to much personally. Comment should of been a simple no or **** off.

    I usually just insult groups who talk to me as long as they don't look intimidating and I can run away from them.

  17. ArmoVanBuuren


    Joined: 19 Mar 2005

    Posts: 569

    But it plays with ** mind and do some dodgy stuff when I have drunk it :p
  18. Royality


    Joined: 7 Dec 2003

    Posts: 3,528

    Location: Normandy

    I agree. You were clearly in the right so why bother posting on t'internet asking for reassurance... :confused:

    P.S. It is 'you're' not 'Youre'. ;):p :D
  19. Putty

    Wise Guy

    Joined: 15 Mar 2006

    Posts: 1,240

    Location: Nottingham

    Should have taken their money and bought them alchohol free wine/beer. Quite a while ago some kids asked me to buy some cigarettes for them so I said yes and bought them some of those pretend chocolate ones they used to sell, the looks on their faces :D
  20. n3vrmind

    Wise Guy

    Joined: 1 Feb 2004

    Posts: 1,438

    Location: Loughborough

    Buy em some non-alcoholic beer and larf at the looks on their faces :D

    EDIT: doh beaten to it