So this horse walks into a bar...

luanswan2002 · 29 Dec 2009 at 18:22

and is unable to communicate because it is a horse.

mollymoo · 29 Dec 2009 at 18:23

The barman says " why the long face"

TheCrow · 29 Dec 2009 at 18:23

A poller-bear walks into the bar and orders a pint of lager and.......

Shadows1990 · 29 Dec 2009 at 18:23

5 stars. Would read again.

TheCrow · 29 Dec 2009 at 18:24

......a packet of crisps.

The barman says: Why the big paws?

sorn21 · 29 Dec 2009 at 18:25

haha very good

Naamiko_O · 29 Dec 2009 at 18:25

A violin covered in mustard being held by batmans butt cheeks is carried into a bar...

Whackeygrunt · 29 Dec 2009 at 18:25

lololololol.....

This topic arouses me.

"andy" · 29 Dec 2009 at 18:25

rudd van nistlehorse ?

G|mp · 29 Dec 2009 at 18:29

....and the barman says....

"we have a whiskey named after you"

Horse says..........

"What? Keith?"

Azagoth · 29 Dec 2009 at 18:33

There was a Jew and a Chinese sitting at the bar drinking.

All of a sudden the Jew turns and punches the Chinese in the face knocking him off his stool, stunned the Chinese gets up and says, "What the hell was that for?"

The Jew replies, "That was for Pearl Harbor."

The Chinese says, "That was the Japanese, I'm Chinese."

The Jew says, "well you have black hair squinted eyes and buckteeth, it's all the same to me."

The Chinese says "Okay" and sits on his stool and continues drinking. About a half hour later the Chinese turns and punches the Jew in the face knocking him off his stool, the Jew gets up and says, "What the hell was that for?"

The Chinese says "That was for the Titanic."

The Jew replies, "The Titanic? That was an Iceberg."

The Chinese says, "Iceberg, Goldberg, Steinberg, it's all the same to me."

mac1st3 · 29 Dec 2009 at 18:34

"....and that's when I tried to buy the horse a prostitute!"

Clum · 29 Dec 2009 at 18:39

........and gets asked for ID. He is 17 so has to leave.

SideWinder · 29 Dec 2009 at 18:41

Clum said:
........and gets asked for ID. He is 17 so has to leave.

Genuine LOL!

Participant · 29 Dec 2009 at 18:42

A fruit pastil and a humbug walk into a bar just as a fight breaks out.

'Want us to break it up?' asks the humbug.

'Nah, you'd better not', says the barman, 'tunes started it and he's menthol'.

jr1104 · 29 Dec 2009 at 18:42

What's long and hard?

A torch

Robbo · 29 Dec 2009 at 18:43

BAN.

mollymoo · 29 Dec 2009 at 18:44

Black,red and green tarmac are in a bar when the black and green tarmac start having a fight,

The red tarmac says " shall I break it up"

The barman says "Nah I wouldn't the green tarmac a cyclepath"

Randomface74 · 29 Dec 2009 at 18:49

That would be funny cept I've seen maybe 1 cycle path that was green my whole life.

POB · 29 Dec 2009 at 18:50

I'm Josef Fritzl and no windows was my idea.