Your fatal flaw is confusing breathalyser data with blood alcohol level. The legal limit for breath alcohol is 35micrograms per 100ml of breath. So if you blow 0.08 on a breathalyser you are over double the limit...
Secondly, look up the widmark equation for a better understanding of how the body processes alcohol.
I haven't confused that at all - the figures in the table are all Blood alcohol content, and a breathalyser can easily display that since there is a direct relationship between alcohol in breath and alcohol in blood.