Something odd happened this morning.

Mynight · 16 Mar 2018 at 17:16

Not the worst excuse for your neighbours seeing a woman enter after your wife leaves

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chaparral · 16 Mar 2018 at 18:44

Diagro said:
A Lady, let her self into my house, shouted for me to wake up and ran up the stairs.
She opened my bedroom door and walked in, she walked to the side of the bed then looked up from her paper and it was ONLY THEN, she realised she just barged into the wrong house and woke up the wrong person!

She was a care worker, late 40's. She was supposed to go to Number 14, Not 24.

Her face was priceless, she then promptly ran out of my house whilst shouting sorry a few times..

I bet if a bloke did that and it was a woman in the bed he would be locked up..

wedrum · 16 Mar 2018 at 18:54

and you didn't smash the pasty ?

Domo · 16 Mar 2018 at 18:57

mattcrane said:
Yep advantage of living in a very quiet village.

Really? I remember when we stayed in Field Broughton a few years back. Very remote and if anything we felt more vulnerable. Easy target when you’re in the middle nowhere. Was a nice house though. Guess it depends on your digs!

[FnG]magnolia · 16 Mar 2018 at 19:13

Diagro said:
We are now looking to change the lock and buy a nightlatch.

I read this as "We're now looking to change the lock and buy a nightclub" and am now furious that this is not the case :mad:

Kaeo · 16 Mar 2018 at 19:25

Should have shot her.

ScoTTyBEEE · 16 Mar 2018 at 19:47

On my first visit to Amsterdam my friend and I went and got blasted while his wife was in the hotel sorting herself out. On our return, super redeye stoned we entered the house and trudged up the stairs looking at the floor, so imagine our surprise when a man in just his pants jumped out of the room on the first floor and started shouting at us. We tried to explain we'd rented a room here but he was having none of it and trying to grab the key from our hand. It then dawned on me, this room wasn't a kitchen in our hotel and something had seriously gone wrong. Turned out we were in the place a few doors down and our key had opened his front door lol.

I'm sure we'd have realised had we not been so baked and were probably just looking forward to lying down.

TimTom · 16 Mar 2018 at 20:20

Reminds me of a few years back when me and my missus checked into quite a posh hotel near Manchester and due to some balls-up at reception I opened the room door to find a, shall we say, older woman lying on the bed in her bra and knickers. My shock was nothing compared to hers and she leapt upwards on the bed like the cartoon cat in Tom and Jerry. I don't reckon she'd moved as fast in years.

Cue lots of explanations and apologies, the result of which was that we got upgraded to one of the hotel suites. I don't know what happened to the unfortunate woman ... cardiac treatment probably!!

Telecaster · 16 Mar 2018 at 21:14

What's the big deal about the door being unlocked when he's in? :confused:

BennyC · 16 Mar 2018 at 21:53

Leave your lock be and just get a split spindle.

Zatoichi.uK · 16 Mar 2018 at 21:55

Cool story bro.

Randomface74 · 16 Mar 2018 at 22:01

Diagro said:
A Lady, let her self into my house, shouted for me to wake up and ran up the stairs.

Woah there's a guy called Diagro at number 14 too, small world.

Smokey Deza · 16 Mar 2018 at 22:14

Happened to me once. I was dissapointed when she walked into my bedroom but at least she didn't shout. I just layed there and said, "errrr, hello?". She too runs off. "Omg I'm so sorry"!

Time I did lock my door some elderly chap wiggling his keys about trying to unlock it. I stood there for a minute until I realised the penny wasn't going to drop, so politely said through the door "I think you've got the wrong house mate". Proper olde English accent comes about "Ohhhhhh I'm terribly sorry young man, terribly sorry"!

Made my day lol.

mrbazmondo · 16 Mar 2018 at 22:46

I remember being in halls of residence at uni. The only time the door was unlocked waking up to some screaming women that eventually realised they were on the wrong floor.

Combat squirrel · 16 Mar 2018 at 22:51

Telecaster said:
What's the big deal about the door being unlocked when he's in?

Because you always keep the door locked ?!?! So ya know ? people can't walk in off the street............exactly like happened to the OP ? lol

Better to be security conscious

Thekwango · 16 Mar 2018 at 22:52

Zatoichi.uK said:
Cool story bro.

Are you 14?

Thekwango · 16 Mar 2018 at 22:55

Telecaster said:
What's the big deal about the door being unlocked when he's in?

Cause everyone is at risk of being burgled/murdered/raped while sat in their living room watching tv.

ChroniC · 16 Mar 2018 at 23:09

Why you changing the locks if she walked in through an unlocked door?

VoG · 16 Mar 2018 at 23:31

Well it could have been worse, you could have woken up with morning wood & she caught you rubbing one off, now that would have been embarrassing!.

JBuk · 17 Mar 2018 at 05:31

I had a similar experience, I was pulled over or stopped in traffic one afternoon when a woman in probably her late 50’s opened my car door and started to get into the passenger seat, she was so focused on whatever she was talking about that she completely ignored me repeatedly & politely saying "excuse me , I think you’ve made a mistake I don’t know you please get out of my car". She continued to get in and I started to raise my voice as she still wasn’t listening.

It wasn’t until she was sat in the seat trying to put the seat belt on that she looked over at me and realised

The sheer look of horror on her face as it dawned on her what she’d done

She couldn’t even look me in the eye as she said sorry, rapidly got back out and scuttled off sheepishly

I bet she just wanted the earth to swallow her up