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Sophie Ellis Bextor dead??

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Oracle, 12 Jul 2006.

  1. Oracle


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    Sophie Ellis Bextor has been found headbutted to death in the apartment of a french footballer......

    Apparently it was murder on Zidanes floor.....
  2. Glaucus

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    jacket > door > Taxi..
  3. Nismo


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    Ho Ho Ho...

    Old jokes revisited are always the best :D
  4. SideWinder


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  5. Von Luck

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    Actually laughed at that one :D
  6. Skunkworks


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    It would be impossible for me to convey to you in mere words just how bad that joke is.
  7. Scuzi

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    Just had that sent to my phone. Heres some much better jokes to make this thread worthwhile.

    Why did the helicopter crash?
    It was flown by a 2 legged dog.

    What do you call a woman who has a bell instead of a horn in her car?
    Belinda Carr.

    What's an even better name for a man called Fred?
  8. Freefaller

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    I laughed! :o

    Somebody help me :(
  9. nealw


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  10. shifty_uk


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    I laughed too.....

    ....at Acidhells comment :p
    "jacket > door > Taxi.."
  11. Vonhelmet


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    Monkeypants... is that you?
  12. Andelusion


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    Aahhahaha, fantastic.
  13. Kell_ee001


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  14. Ricochet J


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    You should have 1,600 posts deducted for that.
  15. Felix Da Housecat


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    Ban him


    Edit: IBTL :D
  16. ScarySquirrel


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    I liked it :p
  17. Ricochet J


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    What does IBTL mean? I've seen it everywhere but god knows what it means!
  18. stig


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    rofl made me laugh :p
  19. Spunj99


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    Me too!

    Very topical. :)
  20. Kell_ee001


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    In Before The Lock

    Does that make me God!? :eek: